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[holeysaint]

As undoubtedly amusing as this is, I'd really rather have a say in my own gender. Do tell me I'm not the only one with that brilliant thought, will you- it being obvious and all.

Leave the joking to the experts, as they say. And if this is one of those viruses I've heard mention of, it could really benefit with a few lessons.

Who's up for the job

Comments

[shia_o_shima]

... I don't think the viruses are something we can control.

[holeysaint]

If that's what you don't think, what do you do think?

[shia_o_shima]

I'm fairly sure they're just something we have to wait out.

... Although I do hope this one ends soon. I still haven't... figured this body out yet.

[holeysaint]

More a matter of what we do 'til then, I reckon. I'm perfectly fine with it myself, so long as we aren't forced to act female.

[anarchy_in_ny]

Well you make a perfectly good looking girl if that's your worry, Georgey Boy.

[holeysaint]

Oh, I'm perfectly dashing either way. It's more that I'd rather not stay like this, really.

[anarchy_in_ny]

Oh don't worry, these things are nearly always temporary.

[holeysaint]

Nearly? Nothing short of encouraging, you are.

[pedoglasses]

I....think the majority of us would rather be unaffected. I can't balance or walk properly.

[holeysaint]

But you can fall properly, I take it?

[pedoglasses]

Yes...I suppose. And I already have. Several times.

[holeysaint]

Excellent, you've mastered the most important part. We can start on running into walls properly next.

[sunao_punch]

I give lots of lessons! I'm really good it!

[holeysaint]

Excellent- I expect you to give it no less than four hours of homework each night.

[sunao_punch]

Alright! What exactly should I teach it?

[holeysaint]

Manners.

[wannabesanta]

These things just seem to happen... Randomly. Is that you George, amigo?

[holeysaint]

It's my shadow, actually.

You're Jack?

[wannabesanta]

Oh, it is? Well HELLO, shadow! :D

... Yes I are.

[holeysaint]

He wishes you a good day as well- or she, rather.

I'm afraid the new look doesn't entirely suit you.