Sep 03, 2004 22:24
***Note to republicans: please dont be too offended by this. I got it from a friend and thought it was hilarious, so don't hate me.
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC National Chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
thank you amanda nelson for the laugh of my night!