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Fandom Survey stolen from xothe_last_kiss, because Kristin is cooler than pretty much everyone everrr. Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01) Dean Winchester (SPN)
02) Sam Winchester (SPN)
03) Pappy Winchester (SPN)
04) House (House)
05) Sirius Black (HP)
06) Skittery (Newsies)
07) Remus Lupin (HP)
08) Spot (Newsies)
09) Charlie Pace (Lost)
10) Wilson (House)
11) Dwayne (Little Miss Sunshine)
12) Jim Halpert (The Office)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Skittery or Dwayne) Dwayne would definitely be a better professor. He'd teach philosophy, obvs.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (House)
So hot, he makes hooker boots and a purple micro mini look like HOTT.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Jim Halpert/Spot)
Well, Dwight just got this new desk by the window, and won't shut the hell up about how great the sunshine is for his daily intake of vitamin D. So, Jim recrutes Spot to shoot pellets through the window, causing Dwight to be drafty and paranoid all day.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Charlie)
Definitely NOT Lord of the Flies...
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Sammy to Skittery)
Skittery would swear fealty to Sammy. Skittery's not the leader type.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Sirius Black / Charlie or Wilson)
Sirius and Charlie would get along like BEST FRIEND FOREVER MOFO. They share an affinity for looking rather haggard and adorable.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Sam / Remus / Jim)
Remus would pick some odd ethnic place for them to go and discuss politics and English lit. However, Jim would be disinterested after a few minutes, and begin to converse with Sam about the possibility of psychic powers for prank useage. Remus would then feel awkward and pick at his unpronouncable food quietly.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Pappy Winchester / Wilson)
Wilson is getting his ass kicked, that's fo sho. Pappy'd be all YOU BE ALL UP IN MAH GRILL SON! And Wilson would be all THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE COLON CANCER! And Pappy'd be all OH HELL NO DEMON MAN! *SHOOTS*
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? (Dean / Spot)
Spot would don a blonde wig and seduce a drunken Dean in the back of a dim bar. Then, in the heat of passion, Spot would tie Dean to a bed post naked and leave him there as Spot hotwired the impala and made his getaway.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Remus / Jim Halpert)
Gams and Pams. (Sirius shaves his legs to please Remus's leg fetish as Jim lusts after Pam's legs.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (House/ Dean)
Sam got totally owned by a demon on the last hunt, and ends up in PPTH. House keeps asking Dean what they were doing, and Dean keeps telling House that they were playing cards when Sammy just slumped over. Eventually, House figures out that it was a demon. Also, he figures out that the brothers are fucking, but it turns out to be totally irrelevent to the case.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Remus)
We'd get along decently, but I think he'd get along even better with Arianna. I'd probably have him come to Barnes & Nobel with me for the entirety of the time we spent together.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Pappy Winchester)
To set up a videotape in his son's bedrooms. *cough*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Dwayne)
No. LMS is an incredibly underrated fandom.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Sam / House and Sirius)
Sam would probably pick Sirius, because he's used to very hot, sarcastic men. While that works for House as well, I don't think Sam likes t3h snark that much.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Wilson)
IMMA GONNA SIC TEH CANCERZ ON U!!!!!!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Brennan)
Filthy/Gorgeous- Scissor Sisters
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Dean/Skittery/Jim)
Dean, definitely. Skittery and Jim are passive, while Dean is definitely NOT.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Sam / Wilson)
PSSSHT. I rofl'd just thinking of this ever happening. Probably something like "Do you swing?" because he's totally a nerd and loves Swing Kids, though he won't admit it.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Sirius)
killing thirteen people and being the dark lord's servant, mebbe just a littles.(Keeping Kristin's answer there, as it is TEH TROOTH.)
21. What is 6's secret? (Skittery)
He likes puppies, sunshine and rainbows.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Dwayne/Charlie)
Dwayne. The VW van may be shit, but Charlie's stuck on the damn island!
(There.... is no 23?)
24. 1 (Dean) and 9 (Charlie) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (House) sinister secret organization. 11 (Dwayne) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Dwayne) is actually a spy for 4 (House). Meanwhile, 4 (House) has kidnapped 12 (Jim) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sirius), they seek out 3 (Pappy Winchester), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would name it SQUEEBUTTSECKS, as I have learned the value of a suggestive title if you wish to get reviews. Ari, Keavy and Chelsea would read it, but Kristin and I would write it together.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Remus / Spot)
Spot. I know Remus has magic and all, but Spot is BROOKLYN TOUGH.
By the way, fuck spell checking this. Lj doesn't even recognize LJ as a word. I apologize for any and all spelling errors in the previous entry.
01) Dean Winchester (SPN)
02) Sam Winchester (SPN)
03) Pappy Winchester (SPN)
04) House (House)
05) Sirius Black (HP)
06) Skittery (Newsies)
07) Remus Lupin (HP)
08) Spot (Newsies)
09) Charlie Pace (Lost)
10) Wilson (House)
11) Dwayne (Little Miss Sunshine)
12) Jim Halpert (The Office)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Skittery or Dwayne) Dwayne would definitely be a better professor. He'd teach philosophy, obvs.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (House)
So hot, he makes hooker boots and a purple micro mini look like HOTT.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Jim Halpert/Spot)
Well, Dwight just got this new desk by the window, and won't shut the hell up about how great the sunshine is for his daily intake of vitamin D. So, Jim recrutes Spot to shoot pellets through the window, causing Dwight to be drafty and paranoid all day.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Charlie)
Definitely NOT Lord of the Flies...
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Sammy to Skittery)
Skittery would swear fealty to Sammy. Skittery's not the leader type.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Sirius Black / Charlie or Wilson)
Sirius and Charlie would get along like BEST FRIEND FOREVER MOFO. They share an affinity for looking rather haggard and adorable.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Sam / Remus / Jim)
Remus would pick some odd ethnic place for them to go and discuss politics and English lit. However, Jim would be disinterested after a few minutes, and begin to converse with Sam about the possibility of psychic powers for prank useage. Remus would then feel awkward and pick at his unpronouncable food quietly.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Pappy Winchester / Wilson)
Wilson is getting his ass kicked, that's fo sho. Pappy'd be all YOU BE ALL UP IN MAH GRILL SON! And Wilson would be all THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE COLON CANCER! And Pappy'd be all OH HELL NO DEMON MAN! *SHOOTS*
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? (Dean / Spot)
Spot would don a blonde wig and seduce a drunken Dean in the back of a dim bar. Then, in the heat of passion, Spot would tie Dean to a bed post naked and leave him there as Spot hotwired the impala and made his getaway.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Remus / Jim Halpert)
Gams and Pams. (Sirius shaves his legs to please Remus's leg fetish as Jim lusts after Pam's legs.)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (House/ Dean)
Sam got totally owned by a demon on the last hunt, and ends up in PPTH. House keeps asking Dean what they were doing, and Dean keeps telling House that they were playing cards when Sammy just slumped over. Eventually, House figures out that it was a demon. Also, he figures out that the brothers are fucking, but it turns out to be totally irrelevent to the case.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Remus)
We'd get along decently, but I think he'd get along even better with Arianna. I'd probably have him come to Barnes & Nobel with me for the entirety of the time we spent together.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Pappy Winchester)
To set up a videotape in his son's bedrooms. *cough*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Dwayne)
No. LMS is an incredibly underrated fandom.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Sam / House and Sirius)
Sam would probably pick Sirius, because he's used to very hot, sarcastic men. While that works for House as well, I don't think Sam likes t3h snark that much.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Wilson)
IMMA GONNA SIC TEH CANCERZ ON U!!!!!!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Brennan)
Filthy/Gorgeous- Scissor Sisters
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Dean/Skittery/Jim)
Dean, definitely. Skittery and Jim are passive, while Dean is definitely NOT.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Sam / Wilson)
PSSSHT. I rofl'd just thinking of this ever happening. Probably something like "Do you swing?" because he's totally a nerd and loves Swing Kids, though he won't admit it.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Sirius)
killing thirteen people and being the dark lord's servant, mebbe just a littles.(Keeping Kristin's answer there, as it is TEH TROOTH.)
21. What is 6's secret? (Skittery)
He likes puppies, sunshine and rainbows.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Dwayne/Charlie)
Dwayne. The VW van may be shit, but Charlie's stuck on the damn island!
(There.... is no 23?)
24. 1 (Dean) and 9 (Charlie) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (House) sinister secret organization. 11 (Dwayne) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Dwayne) is actually a spy for 4 (House). Meanwhile, 4 (House) has kidnapped 12 (Jim) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sirius), they seek out 3 (Pappy Winchester), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would name it SQUEEBUTTSECKS, as I have learned the value of a suggestive title if you wish to get reviews. Ari, Keavy and Chelsea would read it, but Kristin and I would write it together.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Remus / Spot)
Spot. I know Remus has magic and all, but Spot is BROOKLYN TOUGH.
By the way, fuck spell checking this. Lj doesn't even recognize LJ as a word. I apologize for any and all spelling errors in the previous entry.