have you ever been about to rag out and instead you rage out?
Geoff,
you will NEVER know what you lost when you lost me. but I want you to, so badly. I want you to mourn forever. ALSO calling me up after FIVE YEARS and saying "I dunno, you mighta been right about me being abusive" is a piece of shit move. What, just because I was saying it for FIVE FUCKING YEARS that didn't mean shit, but when that dumb slut Sarah says something, it's gospel? Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you. Miss me. But don't call. Deeeefinitely do NOT call.
Sarah,
if you think you're so fucking fancy because you replicated that picture we took with Geoff last PAX with Pandemic and him instead of me, you are dead fucking wrong. Geoff is desperate for friends because he's an unlikeable fat fuck and Pandemic just wants to get in your pants. And oh by the way, when he asked me about you, I told him the three of us had sex and you were boring. Not okay, not "she tried", you were just fucking boring.
You'll NEVER be me when you grow up, so you'd better do everyone a favor and stop trying. You don't have what it takes.
Gretchen,
you shat on me and took a year to break my heart. so I unfriended you. now you're back in portland and judging from the radio silence, you still don't care about me. You've never actually cared about anyone. Go fuck yourself, promptly. I hope one day you're not as pretty and you don't get away with being such a self-centered filthy cunt.
Omega,
you are NOT pretty, you've hurt my man and you've hurt enough of my friends. I WILL destroy you. Just because you've got curly hair and dimples doesn't mean you get to trample the hearts of nerds after acting like such an ostentatious cocktease. Where is the chasm in your being that makes you think that taking advantage of nerds, your friends, MY friends is okay? Swallow a soul out of some sucker's peehole and fill that chasm. Grow some god damn principles. P.S. Stop wearing tiny shorts because NEWS FLASH you have the WORST cellulite I have ever seen in my LIFE. I'm glad I didn't like cottage cheese before, because if I had I would be sad now about not ever being able to look at it again without gagging. Fuck off to Utah and stay there.
I think that's all the anger I have. Phew! I feel better.
you will NEVER know what you lost when you lost me. but I want you to, so badly. I want you to mourn forever. ALSO calling me up after FIVE YEARS and saying "I dunno, you mighta been right about me being abusive" is a piece of shit move. What, just because I was saying it for FIVE FUCKING YEARS that didn't mean shit, but when that dumb slut Sarah says something, it's gospel? Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you. Miss me. But don't call. Deeeefinitely do NOT call.
Sarah,
if you think you're so fucking fancy because you replicated that picture we took with Geoff last PAX with Pandemic and him instead of me, you are dead fucking wrong. Geoff is desperate for friends because he's an unlikeable fat fuck and Pandemic just wants to get in your pants. And oh by the way, when he asked me about you, I told him the three of us had sex and you were boring. Not okay, not "she tried", you were just fucking boring.
You'll NEVER be me when you grow up, so you'd better do everyone a favor and stop trying. You don't have what it takes.
Gretchen,
you shat on me and took a year to break my heart. so I unfriended you. now you're back in portland and judging from the radio silence, you still don't care about me. You've never actually cared about anyone. Go fuck yourself, promptly. I hope one day you're not as pretty and you don't get away with being such a self-centered filthy cunt.
Omega,
you are NOT pretty, you've hurt my man and you've hurt enough of my friends. I WILL destroy you. Just because you've got curly hair and dimples doesn't mean you get to trample the hearts of nerds after acting like such an ostentatious cocktease. Where is the chasm in your being that makes you think that taking advantage of nerds, your friends, MY friends is okay? Swallow a soul out of some sucker's peehole and fill that chasm. Grow some god damn principles. P.S. Stop wearing tiny shorts because NEWS FLASH you have the WORST cellulite I have ever seen in my LIFE. I'm glad I didn't like cottage cheese before, because if I had I would be sad now about not ever being able to look at it again without gagging. Fuck off to Utah and stay there.
I think that's all the anger I have. Phew! I feel better.