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If chemistry was a person, i would murder them in the most painful way.
This'll be gruesome; don't say i didn't warn ya:
First i would inject some poison in it and tell it that i had the an antidote and another poison that would kill them in my two hands and make them pick which one for me to inject. But both would just make chemistry feel worse anyways. Then i'd probably shoot their hands and legs a couple of times and jab some plastic knives in there as well. then i'd lock them in a cage with Mr. Hailes for a couple of weeks, with no food or water in a really hott cell. A bomb would explode really close to them and they would escape the cell, only to enter an atlantic iceland and fall through the ice. Then i would repeatedly almost drown them in the freezing water. Then repeatedly shock chemistry. Then i would bury them in a coffin with limited air, but allow them to escape after a long stuggle, only to be surrounded by quicksand. Chemistry would sink through that and just when they were about to pass out from lack of air, they'd land in my torture chamber. It would be the same torture chamber as in Phantom of the Opera (the book), except with no method of killing yourself. When chemistry was close to death, the mirrors would shatter because the walls with giant spikes and tarantulas and scorpions would begin closing in. The walls would stop right as the spikes broke chemsitry's skin, then the chamber would begin filling with water. In the water would be electric eels and sharks trained to nip, but not to kill. And that stingy algae that makes your body turn all red. and fire coral too! and the water would be laced with a chemical that makes you really nauseated. They would run out of air and pass out, while i'd let the water run out. I would then put them in an alternatively really hott/cold see through container without provisions and eat great feasts in front of them. One day i would slip in a whole chicken and a big tall glass of cold water, only for them to find that they're not real. Alright, i could think of so much more, but i gotta get back to APUSH. Can anyone think of an appropriate death for my dearest friend chemsitry?
I'm proud of you if you read that whole thing^^
yeah...i'm just a tad bit angsty right now
huggles,
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This'll be gruesome; don't say i didn't warn ya:
First i would inject some poison in it and tell it that i had the an antidote and another poison that would kill them in my two hands and make them pick which one for me to inject. But both would just make chemistry feel worse anyways. Then i'd probably shoot their hands and legs a couple of times and jab some plastic knives in there as well. then i'd lock them in a cage with Mr. Hailes for a couple of weeks, with no food or water in a really hott cell. A bomb would explode really close to them and they would escape the cell, only to enter an atlantic iceland and fall through the ice. Then i would repeatedly almost drown them in the freezing water. Then repeatedly shock chemistry. Then i would bury them in a coffin with limited air, but allow them to escape after a long stuggle, only to be surrounded by quicksand. Chemistry would sink through that and just when they were about to pass out from lack of air, they'd land in my torture chamber. It would be the same torture chamber as in Phantom of the Opera (the book), except with no method of killing yourself. When chemistry was close to death, the mirrors would shatter because the walls with giant spikes and tarantulas and scorpions would begin closing in. The walls would stop right as the spikes broke chemsitry's skin, then the chamber would begin filling with water. In the water would be electric eels and sharks trained to nip, but not to kill. And that stingy algae that makes your body turn all red. and fire coral too! and the water would be laced with a chemical that makes you really nauseated. They would run out of air and pass out, while i'd let the water run out. I would then put them in an alternatively really hott/cold see through container without provisions and eat great feasts in front of them. One day i would slip in a whole chicken and a big tall glass of cold water, only for them to find that they're not real. Alright, i could think of so much more, but i gotta get back to APUSH. Can anyone think of an appropriate death for my dearest friend chemsitry?
I'm proud of you if you read that whole thing^^
yeah...i'm just a tad bit angsty right now
huggles,
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