instead of my english paper
1. Your real name: Christina Teresa
2. What friends call you: chrissay, pissy chrissy
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: penis face
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Simone
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Timberland
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Striker
b. goose: phag
c. pirate: schlut
d. a hot boy: matt
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i want you in my underwear
8. What would you name your kids?: Wahl, Matt(y), Striker, Jewface
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Cheeks
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Confessions of a Phag (who is in band but denies it publicly)
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: yea, at office depot
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: no, but smelled it.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: oh i knew about it...
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not tripped...but made an ass of myself
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: uhh, dont think so
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody: fo sho
19. Been stuck in the rain?: oh yea
20. Been attacked by an animal?: not really
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: no
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that boys would be kicked off this world
27. I'm only racist towards... your racist friend
28. I don't even know why I'm... attracted to him.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... bryan greenburg or the guy from mean girls. yummm
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... filling up your gas tank and only getting 16 mpg
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... gas
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks
33. It's always more fun if you... have friends
34. You can't eat steak without... a fork
35. You better shut up before I... smack da bitch up yo
36. I really like you and everything but... blow jobs arent my thing.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: cry rape
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: smack da bitch up yo
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: go into freak out mode
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: start laughing
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: lysol my mouth
42. You had three wishes?: wish for three things
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal - pdas, legal - nude in public
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give them to her
45. You had a time machine?: id go to the future
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: the adventures of captain phag.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: dreams
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: in the middle
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: feb 29th
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: uhh...md
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: NINJA, DUUUHHH
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the lion from the wizard of oz
60. Driver: screw
61. Yoga: yogasmic
62. Bakery: muffins
63. Roach: cock
64. Mushroom: haircut
65. Sprung: springed
66. Exotic: your sex
67. Pythagorean: therom
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: nantucket nectars and long walks on the beach
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: geek, cute, funny
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: no comment
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: paul...cause hes a fucking moron and deserves to be drop kicked
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the horse, cause you only move in the L shape
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: only one, great grandmother zinnia...zinnia zwainz, weird, eh?
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: let me touch his adams apple. hahahaha.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": truth
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": false
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": false
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": false
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": false
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." ehh, tulse
81. "Music is stupid.": yea, it may be...but its cooler than you, so thats a mean comment to you.
82. "Your car sucks.": talk about a piece of shit
i like you. alot. but you obviously don't get that.
i'm sick like a jew. and it sucks nasty.
2. What friends call you: chrissay, pissy chrissy
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: penis face
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Simone
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Timberland
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Striker
b. goose: phag
c. pirate: schlut
d. a hot boy: matt
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i want you in my underwear
8. What would you name your kids?: Wahl, Matt(y), Striker, Jewface
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Cheeks
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Confessions of a Phag (who is in band but denies it publicly)
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: yea, at office depot
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: no, but smelled it.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: oh i knew about it...
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not tripped...but made an ass of myself
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: uhh, dont think so
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody: fo sho
19. Been stuck in the rain?: oh yea
20. Been attacked by an animal?: not really
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: no
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that boys would be kicked off this world
27. I'm only racist towards... your racist friend
28. I don't even know why I'm... attracted to him.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... bryan greenburg or the guy from mean girls. yummm
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... filling up your gas tank and only getting 16 mpg
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... gas
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks
33. It's always more fun if you... have friends
34. You can't eat steak without... a fork
35. You better shut up before I... smack da bitch up yo
36. I really like you and everything but... blow jobs arent my thing.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: cry rape
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: smack da bitch up yo
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: go into freak out mode
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: start laughing
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: lysol my mouth
42. You had three wishes?: wish for three things
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal - pdas, legal - nude in public
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give them to her
45. You had a time machine?: id go to the future
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: the adventures of captain phag.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: dreams
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: in the middle
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: feb 29th
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: uhh...md
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: NINJA, DUUUHHH
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the lion from the wizard of oz
60. Driver: screw
61. Yoga: yogasmic
62. Bakery: muffins
63. Roach: cock
64. Mushroom: haircut
65. Sprung: springed
66. Exotic: your sex
67. Pythagorean: therom
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: nantucket nectars and long walks on the beach
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: geek, cute, funny
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: no comment
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: paul...cause hes a fucking moron and deserves to be drop kicked
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the horse, cause you only move in the L shape
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: only one, great grandmother zinnia...zinnia zwainz, weird, eh?
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: let me touch his adams apple. hahahaha.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": truth
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": false
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": false
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": false
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": false
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." ehh, tulse
81. "Music is stupid.": yea, it may be...but its cooler than you, so thats a mean comment to you.
82. "Your car sucks.": talk about a piece of shit
i like you. alot. but you obviously don't get that.
i'm sick like a jew. and it sucks nasty.