Aseop's Fables: narrated by Albert Desmond

[dralchemy]

I am taking a leaf out of Mardon's book and offering up some tails that seem to fit the rogues in one form or another: Some are cautionary, some will making you go do we really act like that. I'm honestly startingto feel like the fox is most of these things, so I will have to put one up to poke at myself.

The Vain Jackdaw

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[atrumtempestas]

You've got another copy, don't you? And here I thought I was special.

But you're right when you say a lot of these look familiar. The 'Farmer and the Stork' and the 'Wolf and the Fox' remind me of the same person, though I think you have he same person in mind as I do.

--and the grapes...really, are you trying to start a pattern here between playing nice with me and then taking a swipe at me? You're a catty one, you really are. What am I going to do with you, Alchemy?

[dralchemy]

The grapes is the one I aimed at myself, but taking as you please. Maybe we are the foxes watching the rest of the animals?

[atrumtempestas]

That works just as well. Brunch was delicious though. You know--if I hadn't mentioned it already.

I know they say cooking is just another form of chemistry, but i always figured you the one to accidentally add in your lab chemicals to you pancake batter in the mornings.

So, proven wrong, I must say I was extremely impressed. Also, Passover is nearly over, thank god. I thinking of grabbing a steak the moment it's over. Unless of course, you want to cook for me again.

[dralchemy]

The lab is in the basement for those reasons. I rather not poison myself in the process. And I'd honestly like that.

[atrumtempestas]

--What? the you cooking part, or the one where I actually pay for yours and mine somewhere out in town? I -did- keep a nice share from the heist after all...

[dralchemy]

The cooking part, its usually just myself so I never really get to test anything on the masses.

[atrumtempestas]

Have it your way. It's still steak, though, right? I'm dying for some real meat.

Goodriddance religion. I'll see you again in December.

[dralchemy]

Yes, its still steak and came from an animal that more then likely said moo.

Took religious studies as a minor, tried it one year...-shakes head- never again.

[atrumtempestas]

Opiate of the masses, honestly. I only keep up because I owe it to someone. They weren't deep in, but managed to find some peace with it. But I digress, organized religions are more often than not a breeding ground of lunatics.

But let me guess...you....you the alchemist, the man of the sciences, but kitchen-keeper of organic foods...you're what--?

Atheist? Agnostic? ...Pagan? Tell me if I'm getting close here. I'm curious.

Also, mooo. Give it to me red. I want it to still be squirming on my plate. Spite, spite. I have it.

[dralchemy]

Last one. I don't go advertising though. Though maybe the renfest clothing is a give away.

And it will be red, just have to slap a bandage on it and it will be back out to pasture. -chuckles-

[atrumtempestas]

I meant to ask about that too--the clothes that is. It's all well and good, but you're right. You do look like you just walked out of the turkey-leg tent.

[dralchemy]

What happens when great minds just throw shit together. And I like the turkey leg tent thank you. Yeah smoked meat.

[atrumtempestas]

Really, we need to stop talking about meat--I'm hungry. AGAIN. This isn't fun anymore.

If you need me, I'll be back in my snack bag, crying.

[dralchemy]

Don't cry on the snack bags it makes them soggy. Go to Whole Foods, most of the stuff is kosher decently priced and they have hot foods.

[atrumtempestas]

--or maybe I'll just sneak back to your house for food. You already seem to have it in abundance.