Wii Fit
Wii Fit is not only a jerk that calls me names, but it's also turning me into a monster!
To start off after the initial testing it looks me over and says I'm overweight and have the balance of a 56 year old...
Then after I started crying to pointed and laughed then beat me up and stole my juice money... I wont even tell you want the thing did to my brother... I only hope Stu has the strength to carry on with his life...
Not only that though, but when I started witht he training I decided to do something light, like the hoola-hoop game. So I play through and get the hang of it, and then pass it onto my neice since it's her turn. So right off the bat she wants to give the hoola-hoop game a try too, but when she starts it instead of the full hip rotaion needed she's just swaying back and forth. So Stu and I tell her she needs to move around on the balance board, but she's not getting it. So I slip behind her and put my hands on her hips and try moving her in a circle.
I then sigh and look over at my brother and say 'Stu, am I one of those creepy touchy-feely uncles now?'
He looks back and smirks, 'Looks like it.'
So see, Wii Fit is not only mean, but it also turns you into a bad uncle!
-B!
PS For thoughs that don't know I'm joking around with this, when given a chance Katie will climb me like I'm part of her jungle gym. So before anyone calls me out on this, she stared it! ;)