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Dear Journal, Today I have been doing well with my to-do list and being very productive, but I am in a bad bad mood.
Dear Mom, Please just appreciate one thing I try to do for you.
Dear Deerpark, Thank you for creating Aquapods. They are the cutest water bottle to ever exist and I love them with all of my heart.
Dear Panera employees, eff you for real. I can’t wait to leave this place and it’s your fault. you never work.
Dear Rob, stop making me feel bad about not working as much. The only reason you allow me to come back is because I’m one of the best employees you have and you can’t afford to lose me. You should be treating me a lot better and I don’t know why I put up with all of your immature crap.
Dear Sandy, You are lazy and fat and as hard as I try to like you and respect you, it is impossible.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Double Toast Sesame Bagel, Coffee, Sweet Tea and Cinnamon Chip Scone, thank you for being the only Panera guests that I truely enjoy serving. Thank you for always saying the same lame joke when I give you your coffee cup “Bless You Child.” You are great human beings.
Dear Mr. Doublecheck my huge order even though I refuse to call it in and make it easier for you. You are so rude! is it really that hard to say thank you? ugh, i guess its not your fault that you were never ever taught any type of manners at all.
Dear every other Panera guest, you may notice that there are less napkins and butters in all of your to-go orders. That’s because I’ve decided to try and conserve a lot more for the remainder of my time there while simultaneously lowering your cholesterol. You can thank me later.
Dear Body, Im sorry that I’ve been treating you so horribly for the last couple of days. I promise I will stop right now.
Dear Marie Taylor, thank you for existing. your music is the most amazing thing in my life right now and id love to lay in my room all day and listen to you.
Dear Lord of the Rings. You are the second most amazing thing in my life right now. anything to escape reality. you are the perfect escape Id say. I love elves.
Dear Richmond, I miss you.
Dear beetle bug, please feel better. you are one of my favorite material possessions and I can’t bare to see you so sick.
Dear new room, I can’t wait to shut myself in you 24-7 and concern myself with only my own thoughts.
Dear Family, I love you.
Dear Pretty much everyone else, I dont like dealing with you.
Dear VCU Semester fall 2006, I can’t wait to start you.
Dear new bicycle, please arrive right now. I saved up for you all summer and I can’t wait to ride you. you are going to be the cutest little bicycle any one has ever seen and i love you already.
Dear Baker’s Crust, please hire me. I want to make a lot of money.
Dear money, you are all i care about and i want tons of you.
Dear me, you are entirely too negative and you need to get out of this rut youre in. actually, scratch that. the world really is a sad sad place and you are right to be negative sometimes. but stop sitting around and do something about it please.
sarah
Dear Mom, Please just appreciate one thing I try to do for you.
Dear Deerpark, Thank you for creating Aquapods. They are the cutest water bottle to ever exist and I love them with all of my heart.
Dear Panera employees, eff you for real. I can’t wait to leave this place and it’s your fault. you never work.
Dear Rob, stop making me feel bad about not working as much. The only reason you allow me to come back is because I’m one of the best employees you have and you can’t afford to lose me. You should be treating me a lot better and I don’t know why I put up with all of your immature crap.
Dear Sandy, You are lazy and fat and as hard as I try to like you and respect you, it is impossible.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Double Toast Sesame Bagel, Coffee, Sweet Tea and Cinnamon Chip Scone, thank you for being the only Panera guests that I truely enjoy serving. Thank you for always saying the same lame joke when I give you your coffee cup “Bless You Child.” You are great human beings.
Dear Mr. Doublecheck my huge order even though I refuse to call it in and make it easier for you. You are so rude! is it really that hard to say thank you? ugh, i guess its not your fault that you were never ever taught any type of manners at all.
Dear every other Panera guest, you may notice that there are less napkins and butters in all of your to-go orders. That’s because I’ve decided to try and conserve a lot more for the remainder of my time there while simultaneously lowering your cholesterol. You can thank me later.
Dear Body, Im sorry that I’ve been treating you so horribly for the last couple of days. I promise I will stop right now.
Dear Marie Taylor, thank you for existing. your music is the most amazing thing in my life right now and id love to lay in my room all day and listen to you.
Dear Lord of the Rings. You are the second most amazing thing in my life right now. anything to escape reality. you are the perfect escape Id say. I love elves.
Dear Richmond, I miss you.
Dear beetle bug, please feel better. you are one of my favorite material possessions and I can’t bare to see you so sick.
Dear new room, I can’t wait to shut myself in you 24-7 and concern myself with only my own thoughts.
Dear Family, I love you.
Dear Pretty much everyone else, I dont like dealing with you.
Dear VCU Semester fall 2006, I can’t wait to start you.
Dear new bicycle, please arrive right now. I saved up for you all summer and I can’t wait to ride you. you are going to be the cutest little bicycle any one has ever seen and i love you already.
Dear Baker’s Crust, please hire me. I want to make a lot of money.
Dear money, you are all i care about and i want tons of you.
Dear me, you are entirely too negative and you need to get out of this rut youre in. actually, scratch that. the world really is a sad sad place and you are right to be negative sometimes. but stop sitting around and do something about it please.
sarah