haha, cruel and heartless....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put money in mary8485n's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I gave hansgillman a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I bought porn for homestarshero (10 points). In September I put gum in stainlesschina's hair (-12 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-698 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Dragynshart