Don't mess with the lady before she's had a cup of coffee, Yan.

[dragynphyre]

 "You know what happens when you drink two glass water?"  he asks.  "Huh, huh?" he prompts when I don't respond

I glower at him and say, rather snarkily, "you pee"

"You right!  First thing you say correct in your life!"

And he can't understand why I'm pissed off and told him to shut up and stop being an ass.... he was "just making joke"