Following the Crowd
Since it appears everyone is doing this and it is that time of year...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thirdhorseman (-5000 points). Last month I put gum in singingwren's hair (-12 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I bought porn for bridget__ (10 points). Last Thursday I gave annepackrat a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3983 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
dragstrip
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thirdhorseman (-5000 points). Last month I put gum in singingwren's hair (-12 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I bought porn for bridget__ (10 points). Last Thursday I gave annepackrat a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3983 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
dragstrip