Because who heard of doing assignments?
Urban Dictionary meme! DO IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! 8D
Ganked from eyesofshinigami
"Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, the write the FIRST definition it gives you."
Your name: Rebecca
(n.) ri-bé-ku. a name given to girls in the Greco-Romanic period of Siberia. Derives from the Anglo-Saxon word, Rebka, literally translated as "one who is simply much too hot for definition, and in all aspects of her body." It is understood that all aspects mean simply everything. (Used today for girls who are simply beyond that of ordinary hottness.)
Uhh. OK?
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Your age: 22
A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards.
LOL, BUT I LIKE MILLIMETERS ;o;
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One of your friends: Bethany
She must be a parking ticket because shes got "fine" writin all over her
eg. when i see bethany i pop a tent.
haha. oooh dear.
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What I should be doing: Assignments/study
1) A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do.
2) A chance to practice the art of plagiarism.
XDDDDDDD WHY CANT I FIND ANY STAT ONES TO COPY HMMMM?
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Your favorite color: black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq
Nigger are a different category. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
Thats just.... ok wtf.
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Your birthplace: Papua New Guinea (I blame the 'rents for working there)
Malrial, large South Pacific island (with rainforest) that's half independent and half Indonesian. The place is literally festering with insects, tropical disease, poisonous/non-poisonous reptiles, man-eating birds, and painted head-hunting types in its jungle areas. Located in the Pacific Ring of Fire, PNG is susceptible to volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, cyclones and almost any other natural diasater you can name. As its interior is still largely unexplored due to the extremity of its geography, you may well find yourself in a 'Land that Time Forgot' scenario should you venture too far off the beaten track. The capital on the independent side is Port Moresby - a city ringed with squatters dwellings and rife with marauding 'Raskols'(bandits) who spend their time chewing betel-nut (an adrenal stimulator that turns your spit to red foam) and carjacking SUVs. Port Moresby has a higher crime rate than the Radford area of Nottingham (or even the Staropromyslovsky district of Grozny), if you listen to the scare stories. It's actually not too bad if you use your common sense. Just don't go out at night without an armed guard who isn't going to run away.
ITS GETTING NARRITIVE DOWN HERE Y/Y? >_>;;;
Still giggle at the 'festering with...' hehe XD
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Last person you talked to: Richard (brother XD)
A very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard
and FYI they don't like being called Dick.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT HE GOES BY YES? DIKK. XDDDD
In fact when he calls my phone the little voice thingy say "DICK CALLING" (strange looks have been incured XDDD)
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Last thing you had to drink: Strawberry Milk (BUT IT WASNT DEFINED SO MILK IT IS!)
The most tasty shit EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
I dont like milk D: just the strawberry part :P
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Your nickame: Bec
1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
I agree withe the latter but not former really :P XD
2. Geoff's better half.
SO WHO/WHERE THE FUCK IS GEOFF HMM? XD
also: Meaning mad, totally rad, f*cking awesome, badass.
HEHEHEHEHE
So many of the entries have suuuuch bad spelling/grammer XDDDD It just makes it more funny~
SO I VOTE YOU GUYS SHOULD DO IT TOO~
Because i wanna see your answers XDDD
On a different note. 3 WEEKS UNTIL IM FREE!!! :D (then 3 months till it starts again XDDD)
LOVE~
Ganked from eyesofshinigami
"Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, the write the FIRST definition it gives you."
Your name: Rebecca
(n.) ri-bé-ku. a name given to girls in the Greco-Romanic period of Siberia. Derives from the Anglo-Saxon word, Rebka, literally translated as "one who is simply much too hot for definition, and in all aspects of her body." It is understood that all aspects mean simply everything. (Used today for girls who are simply beyond that of ordinary hottness.)
Uhh. OK?
~~*~~
Your age: 22
A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards.
LOL, BUT I LIKE MILLIMETERS ;o;
~~*~~
One of your friends: Bethany
She must be a parking ticket because shes got "fine" writin all over her
eg. when i see bethany i pop a tent.
haha. oooh dear.
~~*~~
What I should be doing: Assignments/study
1) A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do.
2) A chance to practice the art of plagiarism.
XDDDDDDD WHY CANT I FIND ANY STAT ONES TO COPY HMMMM?
~~*~~
Your favorite color: black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq
Nigger are a different category. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
Thats just.... ok wtf.
~~*~~
Your birthplace: Papua New Guinea (I blame the 'rents for working there)
Malrial, large South Pacific island (with rainforest) that's half independent and half Indonesian. The place is literally festering with insects, tropical disease, poisonous/non-poisonous reptiles, man-eating birds, and painted head-hunting types in its jungle areas. Located in the Pacific Ring of Fire, PNG is susceptible to volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, cyclones and almost any other natural diasater you can name. As its interior is still largely unexplored due to the extremity of its geography, you may well find yourself in a 'Land that Time Forgot' scenario should you venture too far off the beaten track. The capital on the independent side is Port Moresby - a city ringed with squatters dwellings and rife with marauding 'Raskols'(bandits) who spend their time chewing betel-nut (an adrenal stimulator that turns your spit to red foam) and carjacking SUVs. Port Moresby has a higher crime rate than the Radford area of Nottingham (or even the Staropromyslovsky district of Grozny), if you listen to the scare stories. It's actually not too bad if you use your common sense. Just don't go out at night without an armed guard who isn't going to run away.
ITS GETTING NARRITIVE DOWN HERE Y/Y? >_>;;;
Still giggle at the 'festering with...' hehe XD
~~*~~
Last person you talked to: Richard (brother XD)
A very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard
and FYI they don't like being called Dick.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT HE GOES BY YES? DIKK. XDDDD
In fact when he calls my phone the little voice thingy say "DICK CALLING" (strange looks have been incured XDDD)
~~*~~
Last thing you had to drink: Strawberry Milk (BUT IT WASNT DEFINED SO MILK IT IS!)
The most tasty shit EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
I dont like milk D: just the strawberry part :P
~~*~~
Your nickame: Bec
1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
I agree withe the latter but not former really :P XD
2. Geoff's better half.
SO WHO/WHERE THE FUCK IS GEOFF HMM? XD
also: Meaning mad, totally rad, f*cking awesome, badass.
HEHEHEHEHE
So many of the entries have suuuuch bad spelling/grammer XDDDD It just makes it more funny~
SO I VOTE YOU GUYS SHOULD DO IT TOO~
Because i wanna see your answers XDDD
On a different note. 3 WEEKS UNTIL IM FREE!!! :D (then 3 months till it starts again XDDD)
LOVE~