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[dragonwuver]

"Coming to a swimming hole near you: There are psychotic and fascinating reports that Hurricane Katrina freed 36 armed dolphins, trained by the military to attack terrorists, into the Gulf of Mexico. They're carrying "toxic dart" guns, and they shoot to kill. No, I'm not making this up. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, here come the cetaceans. Maybe we should give them cameras and start a Web site."

haha killer dolphins, if all these disasters dont kill us first our own stupidity will.