Fun Fun Fun
12. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
11. Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies..not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2004:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other,
body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a
ride!
Get to know your friends Okay, here's what you're supposed to do...and try not to be LAME and spoil the fun! Copy this entire e-mail and paste it into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy. ***Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you***
1. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue
2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? somewhere out there by our lady peace
SOUP OR SALAD? salad
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a cream cheese filled pasty
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? magenta
6. WEATHER RIGHT NOW? OMG its sunny
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my boyfriend
8. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yeah
9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? sick still
10. FAVORITE DRINK? mmm banana slurpee
11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? rootbeer float (if you know me you know what im talking about)
12. FAVORITE SPORT? HOCKEY
13. HAIR COLOR? blondish
14. EYE COLOR? blueish gray
15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope
16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Shorty-15
17. FAVORITE FOOD? something Thai
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Braveheart
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? November 25
20.PLAYING SPORTS OR WATCHING SPORTS? watching
21. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
22. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? with who?? anyone you say... a relationship
23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla
24. DO YOU WANT FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? of course
25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? umm i dunno who im sending this to yet
26. LEAST LIKELY? see above
27. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with my parents still
FAVORITE PAD? hmm a cute appartment with an awesome guy, or a huge castle
FAVORITE SCENTS? Kirra colgne
33. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR TONGUE WITH YOUR NOSE? probably but umm no
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? bright colors and people that make me happy
35. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? ewww
36. DREAM VEHICLE? a McLaren F1 LM hell yeah sweetie
37. FAVORITE FLOWER? dark dark dark purple or blue roses
38. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5
39. CAN YOU JUGGLE? used to... dunno now
40. WHAT/WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH? someone that is a serial rapist and wants me
41. 7-UP OR SPRITE? sprite
42. COFFEE? a latte please
44. FAVORITE BODY SPRAY? Secret Crush
45. FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME? Blink 182
46. DOGS OR CATS? dogs big dogs
47. DO YOU FLOSS? sometimes
48. DO YOU BITE YOUR NAILS? and if i do?
49. PET PEEVES? people that dont follow through with promises, people that take you for granted, losing something important to me...
50. FAVORITE TV SHOWS? smallville and whos line is it anyways
51. If you could have more of one thing, what would you want? more people that really love me for me
11. Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies..not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2004:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other,
body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a
ride!
Get to know your friends Okay, here's what you're supposed to do...and try not to be LAME and spoil the fun! Copy this entire e-mail and paste it into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy. ***Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you***
1. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue
2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? somewhere out there by our lady peace
SOUP OR SALAD? salad
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a cream cheese filled pasty
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? magenta
6. WEATHER RIGHT NOW? OMG its sunny
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my boyfriend
8. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yeah
9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? sick still
10. FAVORITE DRINK? mmm banana slurpee
11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? rootbeer float (if you know me you know what im talking about)
12. FAVORITE SPORT? HOCKEY
13. HAIR COLOR? blondish
14. EYE COLOR? blueish gray
15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope
16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Shorty-15
17. FAVORITE FOOD? something Thai
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Braveheart
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? November 25
20.PLAYING SPORTS OR WATCHING SPORTS? watching
21. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
22. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? with who?? anyone you say... a relationship
23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla
24. DO YOU WANT FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? of course
25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? umm i dunno who im sending this to yet
26. LEAST LIKELY? see above
27. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with my parents still
FAVORITE PAD? hmm a cute appartment with an awesome guy, or a huge castle
FAVORITE SCENTS? Kirra colgne
33. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR TONGUE WITH YOUR NOSE? probably but umm no
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? bright colors and people that make me happy
35. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? ewww
36. DREAM VEHICLE? a McLaren F1 LM hell yeah sweetie
37. FAVORITE FLOWER? dark dark dark purple or blue roses
38. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5
39. CAN YOU JUGGLE? used to... dunno now
40. WHAT/WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH? someone that is a serial rapist and wants me
41. 7-UP OR SPRITE? sprite
42. COFFEE? a latte please
44. FAVORITE BODY SPRAY? Secret Crush
45. FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME? Blink 182
46. DOGS OR CATS? dogs big dogs
47. DO YOU FLOSS? sometimes
48. DO YOU BITE YOUR NAILS? and if i do?
49. PET PEEVES? people that dont follow through with promises, people that take you for granted, losing something important to me...
50. FAVORITE TV SHOWS? smallville and whos line is it anyways
51. If you could have more of one thing, what would you want? more people that really love me for me