Generation Two

[dragontail]

September 1984. I was five years old, and all I wanted in the world was Optimus Prime.Commercials for the brand-new toy line, the Transformers, were playing on every television station in town. They looked so cool - not just cars, not just robots, but both! There were lots of toys shown on the television, but I wanted the big red truck guy most of

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[newsy891]

You speak much truth in the rest of this post, but I'm still far too distracted by falling out of my chair laughing at what Gears would have thought of being Gearsimus Prime:

"Why do I have to be in charge? It's too much work. Everybody always running to me with questions. Prime, can I do this? Prime, can I go there? Prime, what are we doing about the Decepticons? And the humans! If I never see another flesh bag again it'll be too soon. Not to mention how heavy this Matrix is. My chest hasn't stopped hurting since..."

[dragontail]

And, once again, crackfic begs to be written...