There is a spider bigger than a tennis ball in my sitting room. Just sat there.
Edit 1: Still there.
Edit 2: Still there.
Edit 3: Spiders don't bother me.
Edit 4: Wtf is it watching me? It's just sat there. Staring.
Edit 5: Maybe it's dead? I'm going to go poke it or something with the broom.
Edit 6: LKJHSAKJHSAKJHKJHRAWJHGEJHGRKLJS IT MOVED.
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