7 BOOMS; voice post

[dragonslaving]

[fire alarm in the background; insert a bit of coughing here]

Ahh--Zel?

[WHAM. SLAP. THUD.]

Apartment's off limits until I say so.

[BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP]

Oh, c'mon! This stuff isn't supposed to burn like thi--

--OH, SHIT!