dad sent this joke

[dragonshelle]

> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
> physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's
> libido.
>
> "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor
>
> "Not a chance", she said . "He won't even take an
> aspirin"
>
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor . "Give him an
> "Irish Viagra"
>
> It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his
> coffee .
> He won't even
> taste it .
>
> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
> how
> things
> went"
>
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
> who
> directly inquired as to progress .
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh,
> faith, beasts and begorrah!
>
> T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
>
> "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
>
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect
> was almost immediate .
> He jumped straight up, with a
> twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging
> fiercely!
> With one swoop of his arm, he sent
> the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes
> to
> tatters and took me
> then and there, took me passionately on the
> tabletop!
> It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
> nightmare!"
>
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the
> sex
> your husband provided wasn't good"?
>
> "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure
> as
> I'm sittin'
> here,
>
> I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks
> again!"
>