IM between doug and i

Aug 04, 2005 17:02

Tiger123457 [4:47 PM]: what the hell
Douggie4Fun [4:47 PM]: who is this
Douggie4Fun [4:47 PM]: i didn't get your message before
Tiger123457 [4:47 PM]: none of your damn business
Tiger123457 [4:47 PM]: but she can use the ims against u if u do something to her
Douggie4Fun [4:47 PM]: not without an ip address
Douggie4Fun [4:47 PM]: and even then
Douggie4Fun [4:47 PM]: im using her neighbors internet
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: so as far as the cops are concerned
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: her neighbors did it
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: i know
Tiger123457 [4:48 PM]: actually it doesnt matter - im friends with a cop - and i just asked him
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: i work for the news
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: i did a report on it about 3 weeks ago
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: well get him on me then
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: im waiting
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: why haven't you already taken action
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: do it
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: pussy
Douggie4Fun [4:48 PM]: come on
Tiger123457 [4:48 PM]: i dont care who u work for - u say that jess is obsessive and has problems your the one bothering her
Tiger123457 [4:49 PM]: what did she do to u
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: she is a lying
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: imaginative
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: bitch
Tiger123457 [4:49 PM]: i love how u cant do your own dirty work u have to have your sleezy gf do it for u
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: fat
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: overweight
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: jenny craig
Douggie4Fun [4:49 PM]: worthy
Tiger123457 [4:50 PM]: i know your not calling me fat
Tiger123457 [4:50 PM]: bc i weigh 120
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: you and jess
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: to much
Tiger123457 [4:50 PM]: and could easily kick your ass
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: lose weight
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: do it
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: im down the street from jess's house
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: in a silver
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: camry
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: where you at
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: im waiting
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: names doug
Tiger123457 [4:50 PM]: at my house
Tiger123457 [4:50 PM]: your full of shit
Douggie4Fun [4:50 PM]: license plate says uninsured
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: im waiting
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: i'll wait for you
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: i'lll let punch me first
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: your father can hit me first to
Tiger123457 [4:51 PM]: oh please - your not worth my time - u would hit a girl
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: ohh and bring your cop friend
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: fucking lier
Tiger123457 [4:51 PM]: how am i lying
Douggie4Fun [4:51 PM]: well just let your cop friend know where i am
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: so he can arrest me
Tiger123457 [4:52 PM]: u tell jess to leave u alone but your the one bothering her
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: your goddam moron
Tiger123457 [4:52 PM]: i didnt say hed arrest u
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: your waste good oxygen
Tiger123457 [4:52 PM]: first off learn how to spell -
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: fucking idiot
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: just shut up
Douggie4Fun [4:52 PM]: you dumbass
Tiger123457 [4:52 PM]: 2nd u dont know who i am - what i look like - or what im capable of
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: get an education in life and on the streets
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: ohh yea and read some books too
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: if you can t
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: then im me back
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: moron
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: ohh yea your quote "SCUMBAG"
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: what your capable of
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: come show me what you can do
Douggie4Fun [4:53 PM]: im waiting
Tiger123457 [4:53 PM]: trust me - i can take care of myself - i obviously read more than u -
Douggie4Fun [4:54 PM]: yea ok
Tiger123457 [4:54 PM]: what comes around goes around
Tiger123457 [4:54 PM]: im the one going to college -
Tiger123457 [4:54 PM]: and im not with someone as sleezy as your gf
Douggie4Fun [4:54 PM]: Tiger123457: i didnt say hed arrest u
Douggie4Fun [4:54 PM]: talk about who can't spell
Douggie4Fun [4:54 PM]: you in 8th grade
Douggie4Fun [4:54 PM]: you sound like it
Tiger123457 [4:55 PM]: what the hell - wow - u can copy and paste im proud of u
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: i've been to culinary school
Tiger123457 [4:55 PM]: oohh
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: im the leading editor is sw florida
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: and im 18
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: and i'm in fullsail
Tiger123457 [4:55 PM]: im scared now - im a professional fencer
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: the most expensive prestigious college in florida
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: fuck off
Douggie4Fun [4:55 PM]: mornon
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: fullsail isnt an actual college that u get accepted to - u sign up and go
Douggie4Fun [4:56 PM]: no
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: but nice try -
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: yeah it is
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: give it up
Douggie4Fun [4:56 PM]: you have to be accepted by a bored
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: they accept everyone
Douggie4Fun [4:56 PM]: and its more expensive than any college in florida
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: i dont care
Douggie4Fun [4:56 PM]: and fencing isonly good if you wanna get jess off
Tiger123457 [4:56 PM]: your not impressing anyone
Douggie4Fun [4:56 PM]: lezz
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: nope
Tiger123457 [4:57 PM]: oh yeah that made sense
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: check out there website
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: they tell you
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: by bored acceptance only
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: piss off bithc
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: bitch
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: and learn your facts first
Tiger123457 [4:57 PM]: learn how to spell jack ass
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: before you try to talk shit
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: dirty bithc
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: bitch
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: lezz
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: fuck some dyke
Tiger123457 [4:57 PM]: your gf is a dirty bitch
Douggie4Fun [4:57 PM]: and get out of my hair
Tiger123457 [4:58 PM]: your maturity is overwhelming
Douggie4Fun [4:58 PM]: yea she is
Douggie4Fun [4:58 PM]: ill send you videos of me and her
Douggie4Fun [4:58 PM]: wanna see
Douggie4Fun [4:58 PM]: i know your nasty
Tiger123457 [4:58 PM]: thats ok really
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: yea you do
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: don't deny
Tiger123457 [4:59 PM]: how am i nasty - bc i have taste and class
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: it
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: whatz email
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: no because you have had more come in you body than my pool has water
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: 60 gallons bitch
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: nice
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: pool
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: with a heater
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: and a fountain
Tiger123457 [4:59 PM]: oh yeah - right - considering ive only slept with one person
Douggie4Fun [4:59 PM]: you could do some nasty shit in that
Douggie4Fun [5:00 PM]: i know you
Tiger123457 [5:00 PM]: no u dont
Douggie4Fun [5:00 PM]: only one that you remember
Tiger123457 [5:00 PM]: youve never met or seen me
Douggie4Fun [5:00 PM]: yea i have
Tiger123457 [5:00 PM]: so dont flatter yourself
Tiger123457 [5:00 PM]: oh really when was this
Douggie4Fun [5:01 PM]: i dont remember
Douggie4Fun [5:01 PM]: i drink as much as you
Douggie4Fun [5:01 PM]: and even fuck as much too
Tiger123457 [5:01 PM]: considering i dont drink or sleep around
Tiger123457 [5:02 PM]: get your facts straight dumb ass
Douggie4Fun [5:02 PM]: yea you do sweetheart
Douggie4Fun [5:02 PM]: come on
Douggie4Fun [5:02 PM]: no one is listening in
Douggie4Fun [5:02 PM]: you can tell me about your freak side
Tiger123457 [5:02 PM]: dont call me sweetheart
Tiger123457 [5:03 PM]: sry - youll never get with me - i dont sleep with trash
Tiger123457 [5:03 PM]: all i want to know is what jess did to u
Douggie4Fun [5:03 PM]: alot
Douggie4Fun [5:03 PM]: some freaky shit
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: she even let me stick a poodle in her assw
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: let me ask you something
Tiger123457 [5:04 PM]: what did she do to piss u off moron
Tiger123457 [5:04 PM]: what?
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: have you ever been with a man that leaves three tracks in the sand
Tiger123457 [5:04 PM]: real mature -
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: i've got 9 inches of penis to knock the bottom out of your ass
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: if you may
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: hey sweetheart
Douggie4Fun [5:04 PM]: what are you doing later tonight
Tiger123457 [5:04 PM]: w/e
Tiger123457 [5:05 PM]: actually i will be paintballing
Tiger123457 [5:05 PM]: and then at fencing
Douggie4Fun [5:05 PM]: ok i've got some balls you can paint
Douggie4Fun [5:05 PM]: and some fence you can lay
Tiger123457 [5:05 PM]: you know - actually having a life - something u should look into
Douggie4Fun [5:05 PM]: or you can just lay me
Tiger123457 [5:05 PM]: oh - i thought i was a fat bitch
Douggie4Fun [5:06 PM]: Tiger123457: actually i will be paintballing
Tiger123457: and then at fencing
Douggie4Fun [5:06 PM]: grammar
Douggie4Fun [5:06 PM]: learn it
Tiger123457 [5:06 PM]: wow - i didnt know it was possible for someone to be this stupid - thank u for proving me wrong
Douggie4Fun [5:06 PM]: i like fat women
Douggie4Fun [5:06 PM]: especially you
Tiger123457 [5:06 PM]: then u wont like me -
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: i already do
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: im in love
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: serious
Tiger123457 [5:07 PM]: youve never met or seen me
Tiger123457 [5:07 PM]: w/e
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: whatz your number
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: can i call you late
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: later
Tiger123457 [5:07 PM]: none of your concern
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: i feel like im in the movie sleepless in seattle
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: i've never met you but im already in love
Tiger123457 [5:07 PM]: i feel like your a waste of flesh
Douggie4Fun [5:07 PM]: my dick is hard for the tiger
Douggie4Fun [5:08 PM]: your a waster of good space
Tiger123457 [5:08 PM]: excuse me while i go throw up
Douggie4Fun [5:08 PM]: i like it when you throw up on me
Douggie4Fun [5:08 PM]: its a turn on
Douggie4Fun [5:08 PM]: my freak side coming out
Tiger123457 [5:08 PM]: wow - you have some serious issues
Tiger123457 [5:09 PM]: you are one screwed up person
Douggie4Fun [5:10 PM]: and i need your help
Tiger123457 [5:10 PM]: get your sleezy gf to help you
Douggie4Fun [5:10 PM]: i screw well if thats what you want to know
Douggie4Fun [5:10 PM]: no
Douggie4Fun [5:10 PM]: i want you
Tiger123457 [5:10 PM]: i dont want you
Tiger123457 [5:10 PM]: or anything having to do with you
Tiger123457 [5:11 PM]: i have a boyfriend
Tiger123457 [5:11 PM]: and i dont cheat
Douggie4Fun [5:11 PM]: he can join
Douggie4Fun [5:11 PM]: i know your a freak
Tiger123457 [5:11 PM]: you dont know anything about me
Tiger123457 [5:11 PM]: nor will you ever
Douggie4Fun [5:12 PM]: to late
Tiger123457 [5:12 PM]: ?
Douggie4Fun [5:12 PM]: jessica can tell me everything
Douggie4Fun [5:12 PM]: while she blows me and the neighborhood
Tiger123457 [5:12 PM]: she wont tell you anything about me
Douggie4Fun [5:12 PM]: why not
Tiger123457 [5:12 PM]: dont flatter your little self
Douggie4Fun [5:12 PM]: if i give her the penis right she will
Tiger123457 [5:12 PM]: i dont know - maybe bc she cant stand u
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: and give me a lil info on your bf
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where he lives
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where he works
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where he sleeps
Tiger123457 [5:13 PM]: she doesnt know where he lives or works
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where you live
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: what you drive
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where you sleep
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: where you work
Tiger123457 [5:13 PM]: you dont scare me in the least
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: what you like and don't like
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: i bet i can scare him
Douggie4Fun [5:13 PM]: want a pic of me
Tiger123457 [5:14 PM]: no - i dont think you could scare anyone
Tiger123457 [5:14 PM]: not even a fly
Douggie4Fun [5:14 PM]: i'll show you me working out
Tiger123457 [5:14 PM]: thats alright really
Douggie4Fun [5:14 PM]: wanna see a movie of me busting a concrete block with my head on coke
Douggie4Fun [5:14 PM]: whatz ur email
Douggie4Fun [5:14 PM]: coke that jessicas dad gave to me
Tiger123457 [5:14 PM]: none of your business
Tiger123457 [5:15 PM]: you act like i care what your saying - i dont
Douggie4Fun [5:15 PM]: well at least come see me
Douggie4Fun [5:15 PM]: with your cop friend
Douggie4Fun [5:15 PM]: after all those threats
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: and me not getting arrested
Tiger123457 [5:16 PM]: id rather not wate my time on you
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: i'll feel like you wasted my time
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: ohh come on
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: an asshole like me
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: and you don't wanna see me go to jail
Tiger123457 [5:16 PM]: do something to her or her property and you will be
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: i don't believe that
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: then maybe you were just lying to me
Tiger123457 [5:16 PM]: believe what?
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: already baby
Douggie4Fun [5:16 PM]: already did baby
Douggie4Fun [5:17 PM]: pepperoni on the car
Tiger123457 [5:17 PM]: she checked - no u didnt
Tiger123457 [5:17 PM]: nice try though
Douggie4Fun [5:17 PM]: btw the ip address to the house i am outside of is 192.168.1.1
Douggie4Fun [5:17 PM]: the cop will need that number
Douggie4Fun [5:17 PM]: so jot that down
Tiger123457 [5:18 PM]: ok - well since the whole conversation is being saved it wont really matter
Tiger123457 [5:18 PM]: where did u put the pepperoni
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: tell her to check her bumper
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: look again
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: and those stickers on her car
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: are to hard to get off
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: ok
Douggie4Fun [5:18 PM]: fine with me
Douggie4Fun [5:19 PM]: god im horny
Tiger123457 [5:19 PM]: im thrilled for u
Douggie4Fun [5:19 PM]: pepperoni doesn't come until the morning
Douggie4Fun [5:19 PM]: with no clouds
Douggie4Fun [5:19 PM]: quicker to ruin paint
Tiger123457 [5:19 PM]: what?
Douggie4Fun [5:19 PM]: shitty that there is a 30 percent chance of rain tomorrow
Douggie4Fun [5:20 PM]: i might have to wait a couple of days
Tiger123457 [5:20 PM]: your so immature - you have to ruin others to make yourself feel better
Douggie4Fun [5:20 PM]: yep
Douggie4Fun [5:20 PM]: exactly
Douggie4Fun [5:20 PM]: your inside my head
Tiger123457 [5:20 PM]: youll get your payback one day
Tiger123457 [5:20 PM]: and i cant wait to see you fall
Douggie4Fun [5:20 PM]: well you have the chance today
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: i just moved too if you want to mess up my car
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: 709 99th ave
Tiger123457 [5:21 PM]: im not anywhere near you
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: in the park
Tiger123457 [5:21 PM]: what park
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: your gonna see me on forbes one day bitch
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: and your gonna wish you let me knock the bottom out of your ass
Douggie4Fun [5:21 PM]: then i might throw you and jess some cash
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: but instead your being prude
Tiger123457 [5:22 PM]: i have money i dont nead yours - and im not prude
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: naples park bitch
Tiger123457 [5:22 PM]: im just not easy
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: and im doug ankrom bitch
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: a lil fyi
Tiger123457 [5:22 PM]: i dont care who u are - your not impressing me
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: but you said you've only been with one guy
Douggie4Fun [5:22 PM]: how is that not prude whore
Douggie4Fun [5:23 PM]: hey its not easy being easy
Tiger123457 [5:23 PM]: wow - im a prude whore - that makes sense
Tiger123457 [5:24 PM]: w/e - im going -
Douggie4Fun [5:24 PM]: it can happen
Douggie4Fun [5:24 PM]: don't go
Douggie4Fun [5:24 PM]: im just starting to warm up with you
Tiger123457 [5:24 PM]: ill be back later
Douggie4Fun [5:24 PM]: you promise
Tiger123457 [5:25 PM]: bye
Douggie4Fun [5:25 PM]: bye baby
Previous post Next post
Up