Say what?
"Passengers are growing weary of schedules that aren't worth the electrons they're printed on," Marion C. Blakey told a group of aviation executives at the Aero Club. Source
Electrons? That's rather...minute, don't you think? I mean, sure, the paper is made up of fibers, composed of compounds, with molecules, with protons, neutrons, and electrons. What about the protons, man? Or the neutrons? They never get any love. Star Trek has proton...generators...or something. For the love of neutrons!