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Apr 04, 2010 14:40

What is this outrage?! I, Wagner, held captive? Chained, in a human dwelling?! This cannot be my fate! I will not allow it!

[There is a dragon roughly the size of a large dog tied up in the yard of 1763 Beaver Street. He seems to be unhappy with his current situation, given that he's attempting to chew himself free with absolutely no success and a ( Read more... )

this is the worst day, stop petting me goddammit, lance, i demand respect, margot, not a dog, impotent raaaage, shiraasan, norway, lucia, wallachia, hello mayfield, cornelius

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snackaholictank April 5 2010, 07:24:39 UTC

[Just gonna staaaaaare quietly. She's trying to decide whether or not to give an experimental poke.]

dragonraging April 5 2010, 07:50:20 UTC

[That would be a pretty bad idea! Unless Shiraasan has a grudge against her own fingers, in which case it is a fabulous idea.]

Is this how your kind finds amusement? I am no beast in a menagerie to be gawked at.

snackaholictank April 5 2010, 07:51:09 UTC

So what are you?

dragonraging April 5 2010, 08:23:23 UTC

I am a dragon, greatest of all the races of land and sky alike.

snackaholictank April 6 2010, 00:01:33 UTC

You don't look so great to me. You're kinda small.

dragonraging April 6 2010, 02:10:48 UTC

'Tis the work of foulest sorcery! Before I awoke in this evil land, even the sight of my shadow sent brave knights running in fear!

snackaholictank April 6 2010, 05:15:03 UTC

What about homunculi?

dragonraging April 6 2010, 06:50:53 UTC

If such beings existed in my land, they were beneath my notice.

snackaholictank April 6 2010, 07:05:56 UTC

I bet one of us could take down one of you.

dragonraging April 6 2010, 21:52:55 UTC

[Thanks, Shiraasan. He needed a good laugh.]

You? A match for a dragon? Even the weakest of my brethren could swallow you down in a single bite.

snackaholictank April 7 2010, 00:45:51 UTC

Not if I blew 'im up first.

dragonraging April 8 2010, 10:18:04 UTC

Bah! Alchemy alone is no threat to our kind.

snackaholictank April 8 2010, 20:39:50 UTC

What's Al-kimmy supposed to be?

dragonraging April 9 2010, 01:59:21 UTC

An ancient art of herbs and potions. I have seen a single thrown flask wreak destruction near equal to one of mine own mighty breaths.

snackaholictank April 9 2010, 04:43:46 UTC

Oh. I guess that makes sense. But if it can make small stuff that's as strong as a blast from your breath, doesn't that mean it can get stronger than you?

dragonraging April 9 2010, 15:14:08 UTC

Impossible! Alchemy is an ancient art, but one much limited. Did such a brew exist, the knowledge would have reached my ears long ago.

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