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[Whoever you are, you've come home to a dragon having a nasty argument with your telephone. It's about time Wagner figured out how to work these thrice-damned hellbeast machines. The king of the air will not bow to any inferior scrap-metal misbegotten rotary devilspawn. He's gotten picking up and answering on one down, but the dialing? That is giving him problems. It doesn't help that he still hasn't grasped the concept of "phone" yet. He also hasn't grasped the concept of "indoor voice", but that's nothing new. It doesn't help that all the operator hapless operator drone is hearing on her end is continuous angry barking.]
What do you mean, this number is not in service?! I have twice checked the number of the one I wish to speak to-
...For the last time, I AM NO DOG! Can you not plainly hear my words?! How much longer do you intend to persist in this ridiculous game of yours?!
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[Slamming phones he has mastered. It takes some fancy beakwork, but he's gotten quite good at it.]
What do you mean, this number is not in service?! I have twice checked the number of the one I wish to speak to-
...For the last time, I AM NO DOG! Can you not plainly hear my words?! How much longer do you intend to persist in this ridiculous game of yours?!
...
[Slamming phones he has mastered. It takes some fancy beakwork, but he's gotten quite good at it.]