Two for One!!!
My fucking god... THEY PUT FUCKING ADS IN STREAMING FUCKING VIDEOS NOW!!!!!!!!!
This morning, I decided to busy myself with the latest in the Cinemassacre Halloween daily updates, as well as Yahtzee's (Now infamous to me rants) about gaming.
There was an ad bar at the bottom, which pissed me off, but i could collapse it, so it wasn't that big of a bother. However, this crazy British-Australian bastard always hides things in is credits, so I was trying to rewind it to look, and guess what the fuck happens...
THE MOTHERFUCKER SKIPS INTO AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR VOTEHALLOWEEN.COM!!!!
WHO FUCKING CARES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I HOPE LEATHERFACE, FREDDY, MICHAEL MEYERS, ALL THE DEADITES, A FUCKLOAD OF ZOMBIES, DRACULA, THE WOLF MAN, THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, AND FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER GO FATALITY ALL OVER THEIR CURSED MOTHERFUCKING ASSES!!!
RIP OUT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING HEARTS AND EAT THEM, YA GORY BASTARDS!!!
God. Mother. Fucking. Damn. It.
And for the matter of speaking, WHAT THE HELL TAKES MY ROOMMATE SO LONG TO FUCKING SHOWER?!?!?
-ok, backstory~ I share a bathroom with the world's second biggest fucktard tool to think he's the coolest person alive, when really i just use him for booze... and money that I can get at any time since the smug bastard leeches my bandwidth-
OK, so he has to be at work at 5. He gets in the shower at around 3:30, which woke me up. That pissed me off in the beginning, but whatthefuckever. so, I watch my videos waiting for him to finish (I really had to take a crap) and he takes his sweet ass time... until 4:25.
Yes. This is also excusing the fact that he fucks in the shower, too. That's right - Him and his little whore gf shag in the shower most every weekend, except the ones where he goes home or to her place in Boise. and it wouldn't be THAT bad, but she's so fucking loud.
Honestly, there is nothing more frustrating to a tired, sex-deprived dude that really has to use the bathroom than hearing your roommate and his bloody girlfriend get it on every other week.
Motherfuckers. I hope he slips next time and breaks his cock off.
And i had a couple weird ass dreams last night...
I had a first dream that for some reason, I got sent back into basic training, but it was all warped and twisted and a lot easier. Everyone was nice to me and everyone did everything for me. Then, all hell broke loose when they let us go out into a feild and made us hunt each other in a crappy "most dangerous game"-esque survival murder scene... And that's when the zombies came out and devoured everyone except for me and a couple of my friends, who were forced to come with me and we proceeded to kick ass and get back to base, steal a car, and drive around, picking up all my friends around town and proceeding to pwn even more.
Then I had another one (Most likely indirectly influenced by the WonderTwins...) that I was arrested in Mexico for having a loaf of bread...
Odd.
However, the irony is the night before, I had told my 1st Seargent that he was going to have lucid dreams from eating so much before he crashed...
Poetic irony is a bitch.
That's all, folks!!!
BTW, watch Yahtzee's reviews. They are the epitomy of hilariousnessicity.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2563-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Paper-Mario
This morning, I decided to busy myself with the latest in the Cinemassacre Halloween daily updates, as well as Yahtzee's (Now infamous to me rants) about gaming.
There was an ad bar at the bottom, which pissed me off, but i could collapse it, so it wasn't that big of a bother. However, this crazy British-Australian bastard always hides things in is credits, so I was trying to rewind it to look, and guess what the fuck happens...
THE MOTHERFUCKER SKIPS INTO AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR VOTEHALLOWEEN.COM!!!!
WHO FUCKING CARES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I HOPE LEATHERFACE, FREDDY, MICHAEL MEYERS, ALL THE DEADITES, A FUCKLOAD OF ZOMBIES, DRACULA, THE WOLF MAN, THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, AND FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER GO FATALITY ALL OVER THEIR CURSED MOTHERFUCKING ASSES!!!
RIP OUT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING HEARTS AND EAT THEM, YA GORY BASTARDS!!!
God. Mother. Fucking. Damn. It.
And for the matter of speaking, WHAT THE HELL TAKES MY ROOMMATE SO LONG TO FUCKING SHOWER?!?!?
-ok, backstory~ I share a bathroom with the world's second biggest fucktard tool to think he's the coolest person alive, when really i just use him for booze... and money that I can get at any time since the smug bastard leeches my bandwidth-
OK, so he has to be at work at 5. He gets in the shower at around 3:30, which woke me up. That pissed me off in the beginning, but whatthefuckever. so, I watch my videos waiting for him to finish (I really had to take a crap) and he takes his sweet ass time... until 4:25.
Yes. This is also excusing the fact that he fucks in the shower, too. That's right - Him and his little whore gf shag in the shower most every weekend, except the ones where he goes home or to her place in Boise. and it wouldn't be THAT bad, but she's so fucking loud.
Honestly, there is nothing more frustrating to a tired, sex-deprived dude that really has to use the bathroom than hearing your roommate and his bloody girlfriend get it on every other week.
Motherfuckers. I hope he slips next time and breaks his cock off.
And i had a couple weird ass dreams last night...
I had a first dream that for some reason, I got sent back into basic training, but it was all warped and twisted and a lot easier. Everyone was nice to me and everyone did everything for me. Then, all hell broke loose when they let us go out into a feild and made us hunt each other in a crappy "most dangerous game"-esque survival murder scene... And that's when the zombies came out and devoured everyone except for me and a couple of my friends, who were forced to come with me and we proceeded to kick ass and get back to base, steal a car, and drive around, picking up all my friends around town and proceeding to pwn even more.
Then I had another one (Most likely indirectly influenced by the WonderTwins...) that I was arrested in Mexico for having a loaf of bread...
Odd.
However, the irony is the night before, I had told my 1st Seargent that he was going to have lucid dreams from eating so much before he crashed...
Poetic irony is a bitch.
That's all, folks!!!
BTW, watch Yahtzee's reviews. They are the epitomy of hilariousnessicity.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2563-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Paper-Mario