I'M SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT
so i still have this CRAZY tanline from the beach trip in july.. not even like a decent bathing suit tanline or anything, like i was wearing a sleeveless shirt the whole weekend... so i had this barbie doll tanline where it looked like i had a barbie shoulder joint... i can't wear a shirt with a smaller shoulder area without looking kinda retarded... so what's my brilliant answer??
hollywood tans!
bah!
it was dark in the little room, so i didn't see that there directions for the lil sticker things to cover my eyes had special directions for a way to apply it so i wouldn't get white circles around my eyes. but i didn't see them, so i just stuck them on my eyes. so now i have white circles around my eyes. oh and i forgot to apply my sun screen.
when i got out, i was brown... but now several hours later i'm red. like a lobster. my soft white underbelly is now soft red underbelly. it doesn't hurt like a burn burn, but it's uncomfortable. the sad thing is i want to go back tomorrow to fix my face =( screw their stickers, i'll just go with my eyes closed
oh the pains to be beautiful
hollywood tans!
bah!
it was dark in the little room, so i didn't see that there directions for the lil sticker things to cover my eyes had special directions for a way to apply it so i wouldn't get white circles around my eyes. but i didn't see them, so i just stuck them on my eyes. so now i have white circles around my eyes. oh and i forgot to apply my sun screen.
when i got out, i was brown... but now several hours later i'm red. like a lobster. my soft white underbelly is now soft red underbelly. it doesn't hurt like a burn burn, but it's uncomfortable. the sad thing is i want to go back tomorrow to fix my face =( screw their stickers, i'll just go with my eyes closed
oh the pains to be beautiful