There's actually a story here. Two stories, really. Anyway. I work with this lady who really loves the Lord, you know? She drives the rest of us bat-shit most of the time. I had to use her work station for about five minutes one night and I just about puked. She's got all these little figurines and devotional-affirmation notes and little posters and shite. What really set me off was her calendar, with these little birdies with huge saccharine smiles and eyes, just about ready to burst with sugary love. There was a caption under the birds, something really close to 'Love Favors the Homes of the Righteous.' Clearly something had to be done, so my work friend and I made a conscious decision to make righteous a daily part of the vernacular to piss her off.
This may sound like an egregious breach of decent human relations, but it's justified. Trust me.
Ah, breach smeach, I think its damn witty and makes me tempted to do something similar. It wouldn't have quite the same effect since I don't have your lady to hear me but I do live in the tail end of the bible belt and would find humour in it nonetheless.
After I have my dinner, I'm gonna call you and leave another update on "the life on jenn" on your voicemail. I hope your phone is still working.
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You have been spending a lot of time at the ocean! ^__^
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This may sound like an egregious breach of decent human relations, but it's justified. Trust me.
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