Gah!
So my family is insane. My uncle Joe who is in the hospital in tacoma for a reconstructive knee surgery, decides he wants my aunt to pick him up. At 10:00 pm.
On the 4th...
Next up, one of my cousins was repeatedly warned to leave one of my aunts dogs (a savage little critter named Lila) alone. Because she bites. During a dog round up to get them out of the revelers way, he tried to pick her up.
So she bit him. So he kicked her about 6 feet. Everyone said, oh he has turrets. Some excuse. Jerk.
Of course his mom (my cousin) was offended when the criticism came. Feh.
Next up, cousin Marty. Who decided it would be fun to fire, oh, about 10 rounds from his 45 caliber pistol. Right in the middle of everyone. His excuse? I fired into the ground. And it was fun startle everyone.
::gently massages forehead with both hands::
The last indignity, was most everyone sitting around belching and farting in an attempt to out do one another.
When exactly did this happen to these people? I think when my Grandpa Deem passed away. He was unstoppable in his quest for everyone to be, well, classy. I can't be absolutely certain, but the downward trend seems to have started around january 2000 after he passed.
Doesn't make me inclined to go to another family outing.
Hope the 4th goes well for everyone else. And may your family never slide into madness.
On the 4th...
Next up, one of my cousins was repeatedly warned to leave one of my aunts dogs (a savage little critter named Lila) alone. Because she bites. During a dog round up to get them out of the revelers way, he tried to pick her up.
So she bit him. So he kicked her about 6 feet. Everyone said, oh he has turrets. Some excuse. Jerk.
Of course his mom (my cousin) was offended when the criticism came. Feh.
Next up, cousin Marty. Who decided it would be fun to fire, oh, about 10 rounds from his 45 caliber pistol. Right in the middle of everyone. His excuse? I fired into the ground. And it was fun startle everyone.
::gently massages forehead with both hands::
The last indignity, was most everyone sitting around belching and farting in an attempt to out do one another.
When exactly did this happen to these people? I think when my Grandpa Deem passed away. He was unstoppable in his quest for everyone to be, well, classy. I can't be absolutely certain, but the downward trend seems to have started around january 2000 after he passed.
Doesn't make me inclined to go to another family outing.
Hope the 4th goes well for everyone else. And may your family never slide into madness.