The Walking Dead
Dear Show:
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK?
No. Really. WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK? DALE? REALLY? And why are you making Daryl your fucking torturer? THAT IS NOT COOL, GUYS. I am not pleased. But I'm happy we got more Daryl. And Andrea, I still don't like you, but look, you're suddenly not crazy chick anymore. Which is...nice. I guess.
Shane being all parental was hard to watch. He is SUCH the second husband, I swear to god. Rick and Lori should just get with the program already. Shane's little...plan, in as much as it was, kind of makes my skin crawl. But, in a way, I think Shane just wants to protect Lori and Carl (And Rick, through the lens of my slash-goggles and not that subtle subtext of the show, really writers, COME ON, admit it already, one of you is a Rick/Shane slasher) and in his crazy-sense, the taking the guns away in a coup d'etat does accomplish those goals. Shane just can't see beyond that. And that's WHY he needs Rick.
And poor fucking Dale. Oh, what a way to die. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, SHOW. WELL DONE, YOU FUCKERS. Still. MAN. Why'd you make Daryl do it? DON'T LET DARYL LEAVE. I like Daryl. I think he's fucking Glenn and has serious feeling for the kid. I can slash this, people. AND I WILL. But christ on a cracker, yo. What is up with the season.
AND CARL. OH CARL WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE FUCKING WOODS BY YOURSELF WITH A GUN? This blood is on his hands and he'll have to come to terms with this. And maybe, maybe Shane can be the one to get through to him on this. But christ, kid. This is your fault and it's something you'll have to live with.
Also? I hate Randall. He totally raped those girls along with the other men. It was some nice face-acting, but you could tell. Which, in my case, meant he earned every single punch to the face. And you know what? I think Daryl knew that, too. I don't think Daryl would rape a woman. I think he was his mama's son, while his brother and his daddy had a fun time beating the shit out of them. So I think that's why Daryl would never hold for something like that. I also think Daryl's a racist little fuck when he's not thinking about what's coming out of his mouth, and has a great deal of social issues, but what can I say. Daryl? Is like 90% of my family. 5% are crazy holy rollers who preach racist shit that makes me see red. Oh yeah. I'm that kind of white trash, yo. The remaining 5% of us are all various shades of crazy, but we hide it better. *nods* I slash things. My cousin builds motorcycles.
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Oh, shit. There are only two of us. DAMN IT. The rest of my cousins are either in prison or crazier than a honey badger fed PCP and set loose on someone in a barrel.
*facepalm*
So. Yeah. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. BRING IT ON COMES TO MIND BUT HOLY FUCK I'M KIND OF SCARED FOR THE END OF THE SEASON.
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK?
No. Really. WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK? DALE? REALLY? And why are you making Daryl your fucking torturer? THAT IS NOT COOL, GUYS. I am not pleased. But I'm happy we got more Daryl. And Andrea, I still don't like you, but look, you're suddenly not crazy chick anymore. Which is...nice. I guess.
Shane being all parental was hard to watch. He is SUCH the second husband, I swear to god. Rick and Lori should just get with the program already. Shane's little...plan, in as much as it was, kind of makes my skin crawl. But, in a way, I think Shane just wants to protect Lori and Carl (And Rick, through the lens of my slash-goggles and not that subtle subtext of the show, really writers, COME ON, admit it already, one of you is a Rick/Shane slasher) and in his crazy-sense, the taking the guns away in a coup d'etat does accomplish those goals. Shane just can't see beyond that. And that's WHY he needs Rick.
And poor fucking Dale. Oh, what a way to die. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, SHOW. WELL DONE, YOU FUCKERS. Still. MAN. Why'd you make Daryl do it? DON'T LET DARYL LEAVE. I like Daryl. I think he's fucking Glenn and has serious feeling for the kid. I can slash this, people. AND I WILL. But christ on a cracker, yo. What is up with the season.
AND CARL. OH CARL WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE FUCKING WOODS BY YOURSELF WITH A GUN? This blood is on his hands and he'll have to come to terms with this. And maybe, maybe Shane can be the one to get through to him on this. But christ, kid. This is your fault and it's something you'll have to live with.
Also? I hate Randall. He totally raped those girls along with the other men. It was some nice face-acting, but you could tell. Which, in my case, meant he earned every single punch to the face. And you know what? I think Daryl knew that, too. I don't think Daryl would rape a woman. I think he was his mama's son, while his brother and his daddy had a fun time beating the shit out of them. So I think that's why Daryl would never hold for something like that. I also think Daryl's a racist little fuck when he's not thinking about what's coming out of his mouth, and has a great deal of social issues, but what can I say. Daryl? Is like 90% of my family. 5% are crazy holy rollers who preach racist shit that makes me see red. Oh yeah. I'm that kind of white trash, yo. The remaining 5% of us are all various shades of crazy, but we hide it better. *nods* I slash things. My cousin builds motorcycles.
....
.........
Oh, shit. There are only two of us. DAMN IT. The rest of my cousins are either in prison or crazier than a honey badger fed PCP and set loose on someone in a barrel.
*facepalm*
So. Yeah. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. BRING IT ON COMES TO MIND BUT HOLY FUCK I'M KIND OF SCARED FOR THE END OF THE SEASON.