Conversations with my family...

Sep 07, 2011 14:11

*while at the social club my parents belong to*

...I walk in to witness a woman I have never met before be extremely rude to my mother. I narrow my eyes and watch her leave, waiting for my mother to take the woman's head off. Nothing happens.

Me: What was that?"

Mom: Don't be rude, DG.

Me:...That woman was rude.

Mom: Just leave it be.

Me: You're asking me not to verbally eviserate her?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Why? Does she owe you money?

Mom: [uses my full name]

Me: What? I'm just saying. I can probably make her cry in under five minutes.

Mom: Here's some date bars. Get out of here before you cause your father and I to be thrown out.

Me: See you later!

*later I find out that said extremely rude woman ran like a little girl after I stared at her, claiming to have forgotten a dentist appointment for that day. I have been told by my parents I can't come back to said social club for a month (their terms, not anyone elses, because they're weird and think I can still be grounded or something. Ha)*

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