numa numa numa yay!
Man I love funny people dancing around for the entertainment of anyone who wishes to rightclicksave. I mean, check out Numa Numa! I know it's old, but whatever.
Also... my hair? Is purple. Not permanently, but still. Whee!
I might have a chance to take pics tomorrow... if not, I'll just see if I can post some vacation ones. Some turned out rather good.
1. go to Googlism and do a search on your name.
2. post the weirdest results.
kristen is a member of the national association of holistic aromatherapy
kristen is a fashion model and has never done porn before
kristen is placing 'pro' in the rock to create a multipoint anchor
kristen is standing in front of lock #17
kristen is not the kind and loving woman everyone thinks she is
kristen is disbelieving and wants to postpone the wedding to see john
kristen is still a bit odd
kristen is often amazed that god still loves him
kristen is indulging clarke
kristen is kneeling
kristen is down there as well
kristen is secretly sleeping with
kristen is either but i dont really care
kristen is capable of getting us into all kinds of trouble
kristen is one of the first and best choices i have made in the planning process
kristen is returning to the simulator
kristen is always undressing by the end of her poems
kristen is a vintage blend of island heritage
kristen is not a runaway
kristen is definitely hott
kristen is also a sponsored rock and ice climber
kristen is a rambunctious child
kristen is the coolest ever
kristen is awesome
kristen is a bus driver
kristen is gothic isnt that cool?
kristen is a member of the national association of holistic aromatherapy
kristen is currently in the fourth grade
kristen is one of the few females serving as a fire fighter in connecticut
kristen is the right woman for him
kristen is honestly touched by his sadness
kristen is a 4 year old with lissencephaly
kristen is the girl of my dreams and all that i had wished for i can't wait for the day that i can show up at her door to give her all the love that is inside
kristen is educating the world that disabilities don't get in the way
kristen is a good friend of mine from tranny shack
kristen is hanging in there and i have faith that she will be made whole
kristen is a face
kristen is still a bit odd
kristen is inspired by daytime soap operas and goldfish in aquariums
kristen is one of the first and best choices i have made in the planning process
kristen is the cat's meow
kristen is overly possessive and tends to be evil
Take the first sentence from the first entry of each month in 2004 and put it in a paragraph.
Hello. Kris here. I can see that this is going to be fun. How, I'm not exactly sure... Ack! I haven't started my research paper and it's due tomorrow. I swear, my entire life is just one, big 1950's B-movie. MMM, the Day After Tomorrow is rockin, man. I think I'm going to make an entry that isn't 2,000 words long. And so... well, there's not been much to say lately, to be honest. Er, and so I was meaning to update... and then, two weeks later, I was still meaning to update. mmm, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is some good shite. Hey, Mr. President Bush. Guess what, kiddies?
Wow that kind of sucked. But I didn't write much back in 2004... not until September or so...
The Alphabet Survey
A - Accent: Er, Pacific Northwestern is what I have... Something of the UK persuasion is what I want.
B - Breast size: 34B... I can't believe I answered that >_>
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the bird cages. It's grody.
D - Dad’s name: Jeff
E - Essential make-up item: Mascara.
F - Favorite perfume/oil scent: I like that Victoria's Secret one that Brittany had the other day... Love Potion or some crap like that. It smelled really good, though. Or mango/peachy stuff.
G - Gold or silver: Er, depends. Usually silver.
H - Hometown: Port Orchard, WA
I - Insomnia: Every night. I stay up way late on the weekends though, so it's probably my fault.
J - Job title: El studento
K - Kids: Aw, cute, can I hold him? All right, you can have him back now...
L - Living arrangements: Mostly with Mom, at Dad's on Tuesday nights and overnight from Friday to Sat every week.
M - Mum’s birthplace: Mayfield, Ohio. (ps. Ohio is the devil, never go there)
N - Number of apples you’ve eaten: ...I was supposed to keep track?
O - Overnight hospital stays: None! I'm surprisingly illness- and accident-free.
P - Phobia: Spiders. Hilary Frickin Duff... I can't think of anything else.
R - Religious affiliation: I watch Lost religiously. That counts. If you want to be picky about denomination, I'm a Monaghanist. :P
S - Siblings: Lorren and Anthony. Christina, Hilary and Josh are soon to be added to that list.
T - Time you wake up: About 5:15. My clock is 20 minutes ahead, so it feels like 5:30...
U - Unnatural hair colors you’ve worn: Red (dye and hair glue), blonde, bright yellow-green (spray-on and accidental), black (spray-on), blue (hair glue) and as of a few hours ago, purple.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Okra, tomatoes and cauliflower. Oh, and brocollini. Whoever thought of that needs to be shot.
W - Worst habit: Lack of time-management skills and suddenly becoming very easily distracted when I'm supposed to be working.
X - X-rays you’ve had: My back, my neck, my teeth/head... I dunno what else.
Y - Yummy foods you make: I make a damn good chicken quesadilla, and French Toast. I am the Queen of Crazy French Toast Experiments (tm)
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo. Boring, innit?
1. Choose 10 or 15 movies (or films) from your personal movie (or film) collection.
2. Choose your favorite quote from each movie (or film), use IMDB if you want to be a cheater and suck balls.
3. Post it all over livejournal and then make people try to guess.
1. "I killed a fucking goat!" "Pipe, we all drank its blood."
2. "Man, tomorrow morning that freak wakes up, his nipple ring's been torn out, he's got a brand new monkey in his closet and a 14-year-old Asian boy laying next to him in a diabetic coma-- he's not gonna remember a goddamn thing about last night, except that we're taking our trick asses to Seattle! Gimme the keys!"
3. "I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently."
4. "Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper! Now you cannot ever be free! Damn you! Curse you!"
5. "I'm as anatomically correct as a Ken doll."
6. "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
7. "God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."
8. "Poor Mr. Kholi has no life without wife!"
9. "The boy's locker room was flooded and they found feces everywhere." "What are feces?" "Baby mice." "Awww!"
10. "Don't you know that one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"
I cheated because I don't actually own most of them. Deal.
Grab the nearest book. Open the book to page 23. Find the fifth sentence. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world.
Good Omens, Pterry and Gneil
I realized that it actually does work to spell Neil with the g on front. Just like gnu!
Pick out your favorite icon from each person on your flist.
asmileyforyou
That's just great.
colinsteed
Still not as cool as mine, but it's pretty rad.
crayzeecarebear
That's hott. And inspires funny debates, heh.
dollyismymeara
Face it. Who doesn't freakin love Carlotta?
elvish_whore
Still don't quite get it, but that's okay. Wilson is cool.
ephemeralxgrace
Killian has no icons... darling, you disappoint me.
girloflamancha
This still cracks me up.
gnomicons
Pretty. A little blunt, but pretty.
ink_blots_101
It's Maggie Mona! I think... heh.
karinberry
This was too hard! Damn you, paid accounts! But Zach Braff is my hero so he won.
kutekrissyten
Because that's just the fuckin weirdest thing I've ever seen.
lopsidedpenguin
That's a classic for ya.
mucun
Only like the best frickin artist ever.
nancy_whiskey
Also has no icons. Geez people!
notes_in_red
Also tough. I like the colors, though.
numero_uno517
That's pretty rad. Animations amuse me.
pook_on_u
Man, what's up with that guy's head?
puddle_took I am disregarding the one icon limit, as you can see
Enough said.
But of course!
You can't tell, but I'm one of the stick figures in the back XD
Inspiration for many a doodle of mine.
This is beyond amusing.
*snerk*
Stoned Billy = love
Also v. true
Billy's a horrible person, we all know it.
I love giant inside jokes.
We know he's the Antichrist.
Because I may or may not have a hand fetish.
rocketpakattack
Heh. Homer.
sacreddesire
Hehhe. Sawyer <333
Because I'm a shameless Billy h0r.
Best. Story. Ever.
Sadly, it's true.
shards_of_fire
Fauxhawk love!
skellig__
*chokes* Oh my.
theonemonaghan
*dies laughing*
I'm not even a fan and I still think this is funny.
Perfect caption.
You have to admit that's pretty damn cute.
ysabell_
Hee, you little fangirl.
Also... my hair? Is purple. Not permanently, but still. Whee!
I might have a chance to take pics tomorrow... if not, I'll just see if I can post some vacation ones. Some turned out rather good.
1. go to Googlism and do a search on your name.
2. post the weirdest results.
kristen is a member of the national association of holistic aromatherapy
kristen is a fashion model and has never done porn before
kristen is placing 'pro' in the rock to create a multipoint anchor
kristen is standing in front of lock #17
kristen is not the kind and loving woman everyone thinks she is
kristen is disbelieving and wants to postpone the wedding to see john
kristen is still a bit odd
kristen is often amazed that god still loves him
kristen is indulging clarke
kristen is kneeling
kristen is down there as well
kristen is secretly sleeping with
kristen is either but i dont really care
kristen is capable of getting us into all kinds of trouble
kristen is one of the first and best choices i have made in the planning process
kristen is returning to the simulator
kristen is always undressing by the end of her poems
kristen is a vintage blend of island heritage
kristen is not a runaway
kristen is definitely hott
kristen is also a sponsored rock and ice climber
kristen is a rambunctious child
kristen is the coolest ever
kristen is awesome
kristen is a bus driver
kristen is gothic isnt that cool?
kristen is a member of the national association of holistic aromatherapy
kristen is currently in the fourth grade
kristen is one of the few females serving as a fire fighter in connecticut
kristen is the right woman for him
kristen is honestly touched by his sadness
kristen is a 4 year old with lissencephaly
kristen is the girl of my dreams and all that i had wished for i can't wait for the day that i can show up at her door to give her all the love that is inside
kristen is educating the world that disabilities don't get in the way
kristen is a good friend of mine from tranny shack
kristen is hanging in there and i have faith that she will be made whole
kristen is a face
kristen is still a bit odd
kristen is inspired by daytime soap operas and goldfish in aquariums
kristen is one of the first and best choices i have made in the planning process
kristen is the cat's meow
kristen is overly possessive and tends to be evil
Take the first sentence from the first entry of each month in 2004 and put it in a paragraph.
Hello. Kris here. I can see that this is going to be fun. How, I'm not exactly sure... Ack! I haven't started my research paper and it's due tomorrow. I swear, my entire life is just one, big 1950's B-movie. MMM, the Day After Tomorrow is rockin, man. I think I'm going to make an entry that isn't 2,000 words long. And so... well, there's not been much to say lately, to be honest. Er, and so I was meaning to update... and then, two weeks later, I was still meaning to update. mmm, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is some good shite. Hey, Mr. President Bush. Guess what, kiddies?
Wow that kind of sucked. But I didn't write much back in 2004... not until September or so...
The Alphabet Survey
A - Accent: Er, Pacific Northwestern is what I have... Something of the UK persuasion is what I want.
B - Breast size: 34B... I can't believe I answered that >_>
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the bird cages. It's grody.
D - Dad’s name: Jeff
E - Essential make-up item: Mascara.
F - Favorite perfume/oil scent: I like that Victoria's Secret one that Brittany had the other day... Love Potion or some crap like that. It smelled really good, though. Or mango/peachy stuff.
G - Gold or silver: Er, depends. Usually silver.
H - Hometown: Port Orchard, WA
I - Insomnia: Every night. I stay up way late on the weekends though, so it's probably my fault.
J - Job title: El studento
K - Kids: Aw, cute, can I hold him? All right, you can have him back now...
L - Living arrangements: Mostly with Mom, at Dad's on Tuesday nights and overnight from Friday to Sat every week.
M - Mum’s birthplace: Mayfield, Ohio. (ps. Ohio is the devil, never go there)
N - Number of apples you’ve eaten: ...I was supposed to keep track?
O - Overnight hospital stays: None! I'm surprisingly illness- and accident-free.
P - Phobia: Spiders. Hilary Frickin Duff... I can't think of anything else.
R - Religious affiliation: I watch Lost religiously. That counts. If you want to be picky about denomination, I'm a Monaghanist. :P
S - Siblings: Lorren and Anthony. Christina, Hilary and Josh are soon to be added to that list.
T - Time you wake up: About 5:15. My clock is 20 minutes ahead, so it feels like 5:30...
U - Unnatural hair colors you’ve worn: Red (dye and hair glue), blonde, bright yellow-green (spray-on and accidental), black (spray-on), blue (hair glue) and as of a few hours ago, purple.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Okra, tomatoes and cauliflower. Oh, and brocollini. Whoever thought of that needs to be shot.
W - Worst habit: Lack of time-management skills and suddenly becoming very easily distracted when I'm supposed to be working.
X - X-rays you’ve had: My back, my neck, my teeth/head... I dunno what else.
Y - Yummy foods you make: I make a damn good chicken quesadilla, and French Toast. I am the Queen of Crazy French Toast Experiments (tm)
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo. Boring, innit?
1. Choose 10 or 15 movies (or films) from your personal movie (or film) collection.
2. Choose your favorite quote from each movie (or film), use IMDB if you want to be a cheater and suck balls.
3. Post it all over livejournal and then make people try to guess.
1. "I killed a fucking goat!" "Pipe, we all drank its blood."
2. "Man, tomorrow morning that freak wakes up, his nipple ring's been torn out, he's got a brand new monkey in his closet and a 14-year-old Asian boy laying next to him in a diabetic coma-- he's not gonna remember a goddamn thing about last night, except that we're taking our trick asses to Seattle! Gimme the keys!"
3. "I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently."
4. "Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper! Now you cannot ever be free! Damn you! Curse you!"
5. "I'm as anatomically correct as a Ken doll."
6. "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
7. "God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."
8. "Poor Mr. Kholi has no life without wife!"
9. "The boy's locker room was flooded and they found feces everywhere." "What are feces?" "Baby mice." "Awww!"
10. "Don't you know that one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"
I cheated because I don't actually own most of them. Deal.
Grab the nearest book. Open the book to page 23. Find the fifth sentence. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world.
Good Omens, Pterry and Gneil
I realized that it actually does work to spell Neil with the g on front. Just like gnu!
Pick out your favorite icon from each person on your flist.
asmileyforyou
That's just great.
colinsteed
Still not as cool as mine, but it's pretty rad.
crayzeecarebear
That's hott. And inspires funny debates, heh.
dollyismymeara
Face it. Who doesn't freakin love Carlotta?
elvish_whore
Still don't quite get it, but that's okay. Wilson is cool.
ephemeralxgrace
Killian has no icons... darling, you disappoint me.
girloflamancha
This still cracks me up.
gnomicons
Pretty. A little blunt, but pretty.
ink_blots_101
It's Maggie Mona! I think... heh.
karinberry
This was too hard! Damn you, paid accounts! But Zach Braff is my hero so he won.
kutekrissyten
Because that's just the fuckin weirdest thing I've ever seen.
lopsidedpenguin
That's a classic for ya.
mucun
Only like the best frickin artist ever.
nancy_whiskey
Also has no icons. Geez people!
notes_in_red
Also tough. I like the colors, though.
numero_uno517
That's pretty rad. Animations amuse me.
pook_on_u
Man, what's up with that guy's head?
puddle_took I am disregarding the one icon limit, as you can see
Enough said.
But of course!
You can't tell, but I'm one of the stick figures in the back XD
Inspiration for many a doodle of mine.
This is beyond amusing.
*snerk*
Stoned Billy = love
Also v. true
Billy's a horrible person, we all know it.
I love giant inside jokes.
We know he's the Antichrist.
Because I may or may not have a hand fetish.
rocketpakattack
Heh. Homer.
sacreddesire
Hehhe. Sawyer <333
Because I'm a shameless Billy h0r.
Best. Story. Ever.
Sadly, it's true.
shards_of_fire
Fauxhawk love!
skellig__
*chokes* Oh my.
theonemonaghan
*dies laughing*
I'm not even a fan and I still think this is funny.
Perfect caption.
You have to admit that's pretty damn cute.
ysabell_
Hee, you little fangirl.