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W00t! Im a... ham? o.O
the Ham
(19% dark, 69% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 1% on darkness
You scored higher than 96% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 5% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Survey!
1. Would you marry for money?
Well... That depends on a lot, but basicly no.
2. Have you had braces?
Nay..
3. Could you live without a computer?
I could try, but i dont want to?
4. If you could live in any past time period where would it be?
Old egypt, greece or rome.
5. Do you drink enough water?
Yes! I drink a lot of water!
6. Do you wear shoes in the house or take 'em off?
Take them of. My mom makes me!
7. What are your favorite fruits?
peaches, rasberries and mangos!
8. What is your favorite place to visit?
Another country. I like travelling.
9. Are you photogenic?
No, no, not really!
10. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color. My dreams are very vivid.
11. Why do you take surveys?
Fun!
12. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes.. Its legal here.
13. What is the most beautiful language?
English.
14. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
No? I dont like anybody remotly near me when im sleeping. But on the other side, you know they love you, if they dont just kiss you, because they want to show you that they love you... Did you get any of that?
15. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
Sunsets!
16. Do you want to live to be 100?
Beyond!
17. Is a flat stomach important to you?
Well... Im not obsessed with my body in any way, but i would like it?
19. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights switched on or off?
Either way. Depends what time of the day, and what movie!
20. Do you believe in magic?
Sure do.
22. Do you like to watch cartoons?
YES! Is an insanely pathetic pokemonfan!
23. At what age did you find out that santa claus is fake?
I dont think i ever believed in santa?
24. Do you write poetry?
Yes, whenever i feel like it.
25. Do you snore?
No... Why? What did you hear? Lmao...
26. You sleep more on your back, front,or sides?
Side all crumbled up. I have really unique sleeping habits..
27. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
A poodle i think. But im not really into either kinds!
28. Are you basically a happy person?
I hope so?
29. Are you tired?
Always. Hey, you try to go to college and work to jobs!
30. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
Well... No... Unless you count fanta and chocolate milk? I get sugar highs, instead...
32. How many phones do you have in your house?
Two, but one's broke.
33. Do you get along with your parents?
Well.. My dad dosn't seem to care that much, and my mom and i discuss a lot of things often, but i basically really do think i get along with them.
34. Do you smoke?
Yes... Its legal here! And super relaxing.
36. Do you like/love anyone now?
No. Im sick and tired of love.
37. What do you do if you're sad?
Cry a bit, listen to angry and sad music, and then i get over it, when ive thought it through. But i try always to look on the good side of things, so im not a sad person, really. Unless something bad happens, out of my control.
38. What you need most now?
Peace of mind. Luck. Compassion. Dont we all need loads of junk and money too?
39. What song you listenin to now?
Seasons - Good Charlotte. Havn't heard it in ages.
40. What do you feel like saying now?
I keep on shrugging and shaking for no apperent reason.
This is soooo Stupid:
Risk:
28% NUCLEAR
53% BIOLOGICAL
43% CONVENTIONAL
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.
Some quick advice follows:
TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
- Avoid extremely large sporting events
- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities
TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
- Avoid buses and subways
- Avoid suspicious people
- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
- Avoid exploding bombs
TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
- Avoid drinking tap water
This test sponsored by Dasani.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 12% on nuclear
You scored higher than 36% on biological
You scored higher than 61% on conventional
Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
LMAO.. Im not too sure about this, but heck, sure.. whatever :p!
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 3% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 65% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Hmmm... I dunno... Not what I expected..
More Emotional
You have:
55% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and about average on scientific intuition.Keep in mind that very few people score high on both! In effect, you can compare your two intuition scores with each other to learn what kind of intuition you're best at. Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition.
Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.
Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.
Try my other test!
The 3 Variable Funny Test
It rules.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 11% on Scientific
You scored higher than 62% on Interpersonal
Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Thats all.. For now...