Triplet Jello Wrestling Tiem
Here now finally the answers to my meme questions, since die_monster has at long last asked her questions. (<3)
From alycorn :
If you were sharing a flat with Nyssa, Jack Harkness and Ianto, who would you finally lose your cool and snap at first, and what would each of their 'flatmate sins' be?
I'd get along well with Nyssa, and Ianto would keep the place nice and clean, but him and Jack would shag all the time, worse than my upstairs neighbor, and that would annoy me. They'd probably ask me to join to make up for it, but I don't really fancy either of them except Ianto with longer hair, sooo.
Why does Six rock and roll all night and party every day?
He rocks and rolls when he pisses off the TARDIS and he parties when they have make up mindsex.
When humanity finally makes a moon colony, the space chicken, Eight, Merlin (from the BBC show) and Johann are among the first colonists. Is this a good thing or a bad thing, and why?
This... is both good and bad. The space chicken will cause trouble and Merlin probably doesn't have any helpful skills, though he'll be happy not to have to hide his MAGICKS anymore. Eight is the only one who knows what he's doing, and Johann takes care of the vegetables and oxygen factory, but eventually he'll set something important on fire and nearly kill them all.
What would Zagreus be doing if you ran into him/her on chatroulette?
Do we really want to know? Really? Well, he's probably yelling at the ship at any given time, or possibly counting spoons.
From 4you_blue_jway :
Ianto and Vampire Beel are having a party. Who's in charge of music and what kind do they have playing?
Ianto, and he plays David Bowie. /is bad at music questions
A dragon and Six are having an argument and Amy Pond tries to break it up. What was the argument about in the first place and how does it end?
Six insists that dragons only exist in fairy tales, which naturally offends the dragon. Amy obviously sides with the fairy tale creature, and I dearly hope it doesn't end with Seven and Amy bonding over their Scottishness.
The Jabberwock, Jack Harkness, and Merlin find out that Zagreus is having a baby (even if it should be impossible), how do they all react to the news?
The Jabberwock hates the idea of another one of those impolite imbeciles taking up space, Jack congratulates Zagreus and Merlin doesn't know why he should care, except now he worries he might get Arthur pregnant.
From amare_est_esse :
What's Zagreus' dirtiest secret?
You mean aside from the pregnancy? He wants to have angry hatesex with the TARDIS. Yeah, like you didn't know I was gonna say that.
Eleven dies and goes to Heaven. What does god say to them when they arrive?
He tells Eleven he's done a good job and the universe is a better place thanks to him.
What would the space chicken & Merlin's wedding song be?
Monster by Lady Gaga? I'M SORRY I'M JUST REALLY BAD WITH SONGS OKAY.
From molly_diane :
Who has better shoes, a Dalek or Edward Cullen?
I'd hate to say Edward is better than anyone at anything, but since Daleks don't have shoes...
Frobisher, the TARDIS or Rassilon, who would you go to for fashion advice?
Seeing how one spends most of this time looking like a penguin and the other wouldn't understand fashion if you made her marathon watch What Not To Wear, I'm gonna have to go with Rassilon. Besides, those Time Lord robes are damn bitchin'.
Who is more likely to wear a fez, Iago (from Aladdin) or Jackface (from Lost)?
Iago wears a fez all the time because he steals it from Abu to annoy him.
From bonamoz :
If Vampire Beel were to watch your house while you went on vacation, would it still be standing when you got back?
Yes, he would protect it with his loud yelling. Unless he gets it set on fire by some vamp're haters. :|
Which character on your list do you think would give the best birthday presents?
Hmmm, this is difficult. I mean, Ianto is great at picking presents, and Johann's present would be oh so heartfelt. The TARDIS can provide you with pretty much anything you'd wish for. I'm gonna have to go with Eleven though, because he gives travels in time as presents.
Ianto and Iago go on a date. Do they both make it out alive?
There will be a lot of bitching (Iago starts it and Ianto can't be outsnarked, of course), but I don't think there'll be bloodshed.
From die_monster :
What kind of stuffed animal does a Dalek sleep with?
A little squid. It's almost like not being comletely alone in their shells.
Amy Pond, Six and a dragon play Scrabble. Who wins, how does it go, is there bloodshed?
I doubt they're going to play Scrabble after their earlier argument. But if they do, it'll be a heated battle between Six and the dragon, hopefully ending in a draw so they don't have to get into another fight.
What kind of vehicle does Vampire Beel drive?
He does have a car, but I don't remember what kind... SO HOW ABOUT A BATMOBILE. See what I did thar?
What's in Ianto's lunchbox?
Pie and coffee. Duh.
Edward Cullen steals Rassilon's phone and uses it to send texts to Nyssa. What kind are they, what happens?
Edward uses it to creep on Nyssa, and she doesn't notice anything's up because Rassilon is a creeper too. The TARDIS ends both of them for Nyssa because she can't stand vampires or Rassilon.
Tug of war between the space chicken and Merlin. Who wins?
The space chicken looks rather more muscular than Merlin, but Merlin uses magic when no one's looking to cut the rope and make the chicken fall on its ass.
If I got to be on a boat, would I choose Amy Pond to go with me or T-Pain?
You'd like bonding with Amy over biting people, but for going on a boat you'd take T-Pain.
Can Eight make JellO?
Sure thing, it's just like baking, right?
Will Zagreus and Johann wrestle in it?
Johann is far too nice to wrestle with anyone and Zagreus will probably just eat the jello. But I want to say yes just so Eight can join them and then NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHO'S WINNING. It would be amazing. Also hot.
Who would the Jabberwock send a postcard to, and from where?
He'd write to his bff the TARDIS, from a wellness hotel in the German countryside.
From alycorn :
If you were sharing a flat with Nyssa, Jack Harkness and Ianto, who would you finally lose your cool and snap at first, and what would each of their 'flatmate sins' be?
I'd get along well with Nyssa, and Ianto would keep the place nice and clean, but him and Jack would shag all the time, worse than my upstairs neighbor, and that would annoy me. They'd probably ask me to join to make up for it, but I don't really fancy either of them except Ianto with longer hair, sooo.
Why does Six rock and roll all night and party every day?
He rocks and rolls when he pisses off the TARDIS and he parties when they have make up mindsex.
When humanity finally makes a moon colony, the space chicken, Eight, Merlin (from the BBC show) and Johann are among the first colonists. Is this a good thing or a bad thing, and why?
This... is both good and bad. The space chicken will cause trouble and Merlin probably doesn't have any helpful skills, though he'll be happy not to have to hide his MAGICKS anymore. Eight is the only one who knows what he's doing, and Johann takes care of the vegetables and oxygen factory, but eventually he'll set something important on fire and nearly kill them all.
What would Zagreus be doing if you ran into him/her on chatroulette?
Do we really want to know? Really? Well, he's probably yelling at the ship at any given time, or possibly counting spoons.
From 4you_blue_jway :
Ianto and Vampire Beel are having a party. Who's in charge of music and what kind do they have playing?
Ianto, and he plays David Bowie. /is bad at music questions
A dragon and Six are having an argument and Amy Pond tries to break it up. What was the argument about in the first place and how does it end?
Six insists that dragons only exist in fairy tales, which naturally offends the dragon. Amy obviously sides with the fairy tale creature, and I dearly hope it doesn't end with Seven and Amy bonding over their Scottishness.
The Jabberwock, Jack Harkness, and Merlin find out that Zagreus is having a baby (even if it should be impossible), how do they all react to the news?
The Jabberwock hates the idea of another one of those impolite imbeciles taking up space, Jack congratulates Zagreus and Merlin doesn't know why he should care, except now he worries he might get Arthur pregnant.
From amare_est_esse :
What's Zagreus' dirtiest secret?
You mean aside from the pregnancy? He wants to have angry hatesex with the TARDIS. Yeah, like you didn't know I was gonna say that.
Eleven dies and goes to Heaven. What does god say to them when they arrive?
He tells Eleven he's done a good job and the universe is a better place thanks to him.
What would the space chicken & Merlin's wedding song be?
Monster by Lady Gaga? I'M SORRY I'M JUST REALLY BAD WITH SONGS OKAY.
From molly_diane :
Who has better shoes, a Dalek or Edward Cullen?
I'd hate to say Edward is better than anyone at anything, but since Daleks don't have shoes...
Frobisher, the TARDIS or Rassilon, who would you go to for fashion advice?
Seeing how one spends most of this time looking like a penguin and the other wouldn't understand fashion if you made her marathon watch What Not To Wear, I'm gonna have to go with Rassilon. Besides, those Time Lord robes are damn bitchin'.
Who is more likely to wear a fez, Iago (from Aladdin) or Jackface (from Lost)?
Iago wears a fez all the time because he steals it from Abu to annoy him.
From bonamoz :
If Vampire Beel were to watch your house while you went on vacation, would it still be standing when you got back?
Yes, he would protect it with his loud yelling. Unless he gets it set on fire by some vamp're haters. :|
Which character on your list do you think would give the best birthday presents?
Hmmm, this is difficult. I mean, Ianto is great at picking presents, and Johann's present would be oh so heartfelt. The TARDIS can provide you with pretty much anything you'd wish for. I'm gonna have to go with Eleven though, because he gives travels in time as presents.
Ianto and Iago go on a date. Do they both make it out alive?
There will be a lot of bitching (Iago starts it and Ianto can't be outsnarked, of course), but I don't think there'll be bloodshed.
From die_monster :
What kind of stuffed animal does a Dalek sleep with?
A little squid. It's almost like not being comletely alone in their shells.
Amy Pond, Six and a dragon play Scrabble. Who wins, how does it go, is there bloodshed?
I doubt they're going to play Scrabble after their earlier argument. But if they do, it'll be a heated battle between Six and the dragon, hopefully ending in a draw so they don't have to get into another fight.
What kind of vehicle does Vampire Beel drive?
He does have a car, but I don't remember what kind... SO HOW ABOUT A BATMOBILE. See what I did thar?
What's in Ianto's lunchbox?
Pie and coffee. Duh.
Edward Cullen steals Rassilon's phone and uses it to send texts to Nyssa. What kind are they, what happens?
Edward uses it to creep on Nyssa, and she doesn't notice anything's up because Rassilon is a creeper too. The TARDIS ends both of them for Nyssa because she can't stand vampires or Rassilon.
Tug of war between the space chicken and Merlin. Who wins?
The space chicken looks rather more muscular than Merlin, but Merlin uses magic when no one's looking to cut the rope and make the chicken fall on its ass.
If I got to be on a boat, would I choose Amy Pond to go with me or T-Pain?
You'd like bonding with Amy over biting people, but for going on a boat you'd take T-Pain.
Can Eight make JellO?
Sure thing, it's just like baking, right?
Will Zagreus and Johann wrestle in it?
Johann is far too nice to wrestle with anyone and Zagreus will probably just eat the jello. But I want to say yes just so Eight can join them and then NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHO'S WINNING. It would be amazing. Also hot.
Who would the Jabberwock send a postcard to, and from where?
He'd write to his bff the TARDIS, from a wellness hotel in the German countryside.