Their love is so 3rd grade.
Oh gosh, you guys. My excuse for this is that I'm sleep-deprived, and Jazzy... well I guess she's always like that. XD So we were talking about the TARDIS and Zagreus...
Dragonessa24: the tardis almost pitied him for being at odds with the universe, when she was high
Dragonessa24: i look at her now and she's just a great big wall of NO WAY
batchomp: I know! They were getting on so well. It was lolarious.
Dragonessa24: XD I loved that too
batchomp: too bad he won't run into her high again, most likely.
Dragonessa24: yeah, I don't see that happening again
Dragonessa24: I keep wanting to ship them, it's ridiculous
batchomp: it would be the hatiest ship evar.
Dragonessa24: what is it they say? the hatesex would be great? XD
batchomp: the insanity of it would blow minds. oh my.
Dragonessa24: they'd need a 10-mile safety radius, srsly
batchomp: and the needling forever afterwards would probably blister the air.
batchomp: I should be disturbed that I even have these thoughts. god help me, internet, what have you done.
Dragonessa24 : my excuse is sleep-deprivation
Dragonessa24: I don't know what I'm saying anymore
batchomp: good thing we have chat logs
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Dragonessa24: is there an opposites day? there should be an opposites day so they can live their ~love for a day
batchomp: BWAHAHA
batchomp: but it would still be hatey, right? XD
Dragonessa24): they can't be anything but XD
batchomp: Zagreus/ship: their love is so 3rd grade. hair pulling, name calling, pranking, shoulder punching, 3rd grade.
Dragonessa24: lmao
batchomp: you know I'm right.
Dragonessa24: i'm loving it, oh gawd
batchomp: I warned him not to hit on her, gdi. Truly I did.
Dragonessa24: forget the searing anti-time and the black truth, she hates his winking and blowy kisses the most
Dragonessa24: what are the people going to think, dear god
batchomp: bwahaha.
batchomp: I can't get over the lols. Zagreus as a hovery hair-pully little boy. this is distressingly twisted. and yet so apt.
Dragonessa24: you know the Tardis is the little proper know-it-all who couldn't stand to be seen with the schoolyard bully
batchomp: ikr? dear lord.
Dragonessa24: the tardis almost pitied him for being at odds with the universe, when she was high
Dragonessa24: i look at her now and she's just a great big wall of NO WAY
batchomp: I know! They were getting on so well. It was lolarious.
Dragonessa24: XD I loved that too
batchomp: too bad he won't run into her high again, most likely.
Dragonessa24: yeah, I don't see that happening again
Dragonessa24: I keep wanting to ship them, it's ridiculous
batchomp: it would be the hatiest ship evar.
Dragonessa24: what is it they say? the hatesex would be great? XD
batchomp: the insanity of it would blow minds. oh my.
Dragonessa24: they'd need a 10-mile safety radius, srsly
batchomp: and the needling forever afterwards would probably blister the air.
batchomp: I should be disturbed that I even have these thoughts. god help me, internet, what have you done.
Dragonessa24 : my excuse is sleep-deprivation
Dragonessa24: I don't know what I'm saying anymore
batchomp: good thing we have chat logs
.
Dragonessa24: is there an opposites day? there should be an opposites day so they can live their ~love for a day
batchomp: BWAHAHA
batchomp: but it would still be hatey, right? XD
Dragonessa24): they can't be anything but XD
batchomp: Zagreus/ship: their love is so 3rd grade. hair pulling, name calling, pranking, shoulder punching, 3rd grade.
Dragonessa24: lmao
batchomp: you know I'm right.
Dragonessa24: i'm loving it, oh gawd
batchomp: I warned him not to hit on her, gdi. Truly I did.
Dragonessa24: forget the searing anti-time and the black truth, she hates his winking and blowy kisses the most
Dragonessa24: what are the people going to think, dear god
batchomp: bwahaha.
batchomp: I can't get over the lols. Zagreus as a hovery hair-pully little boy. this is distressingly twisted. and yet so apt.
Dragonessa24: you know the Tardis is the little proper know-it-all who couldn't stand to be seen with the schoolyard bully
batchomp: ikr? dear lord.