Six Weird (Gross) Things About Me
Thanks to LNLisa who memed this. Or I memed from her. Or however it is that you use that term. I honestly don't understand how meme is like a gene. Help?? Oh, I think that iwearchinesefro had this too.
But whateva, here I go. Warning, some of these are VERY gross.
1. I pick at my face when I get antsy or bored or when I haven't warshed it in awhile. This is a pretty nasty habit I realize. Nevertheless this is what I do. I also pick my nose when I think no one is looking, even it is a completely unreasonable assumption. The most satisfying snot nuggets are the ones that are lodged in my nostril and have dried and adhered themselves firmly to my nasal passage. When I loosen one of them I feel very accomplished.
2. I am pretty much always gassy. I am either burping or farting or about to burp or fart. I have always been like this. I am lactose intolerant but I don't take Lactaid like I should. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) which means that when I get especially stressed it manifests itself in my bowels. To combat this unfortunate affliction I am supposed to eat lots of fiber. The cereal I eat is called Good Friends: High Fiber Cereal - Trio of Flakes, Twigs, & Granola. Seriously people that is what it says on the box. The box has multiethnic looking elderly people on it. I am not sure what this says about who is supposed to eat this cereal. 2/3 cup of it contains "Nearly 50% of your daily fiber needs."
3. I live in filth. For reals, I have lived in my apt since August and have vacuumed once. It is disgusting. Really gross. But when I see someone who hasn't warshed their dishes in a while or hasn't vacuumed I am completely judgemental about it. That is just a sad sad fact about me.
4. I have become unbelieveable cheap in my old age yet continue to spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid stuff. Oh well.
5. I wrote really really awful Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction (with some slash elements) with my Australian friend, Deano who has since dropped off the face of the earth.
6. I have dated three people in my entire life even though I am elderly. I had one boyfriend in high school. One boyfriend in my undergrad hiatus year. I went on three dates in 1999. One in 2000. And two in 2005. I am currently single and actually prefer it that way.
Well, there you have it. I am sure there are more weirder things about me that escape me at the moment. Maybe I should ask other people to post things they think are weird about me? Or would that just open up a SCARY ole can or worms? Hrmmm....
But whateva, here I go. Warning, some of these are VERY gross.
1. I pick at my face when I get antsy or bored or when I haven't warshed it in awhile. This is a pretty nasty habit I realize. Nevertheless this is what I do. I also pick my nose when I think no one is looking, even it is a completely unreasonable assumption. The most satisfying snot nuggets are the ones that are lodged in my nostril and have dried and adhered themselves firmly to my nasal passage. When I loosen one of them I feel very accomplished.
2. I am pretty much always gassy. I am either burping or farting or about to burp or fart. I have always been like this. I am lactose intolerant but I don't take Lactaid like I should. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) which means that when I get especially stressed it manifests itself in my bowels. To combat this unfortunate affliction I am supposed to eat lots of fiber. The cereal I eat is called Good Friends: High Fiber Cereal - Trio of Flakes, Twigs, & Granola. Seriously people that is what it says on the box. The box has multiethnic looking elderly people on it. I am not sure what this says about who is supposed to eat this cereal. 2/3 cup of it contains "Nearly 50% of your daily fiber needs."
3. I live in filth. For reals, I have lived in my apt since August and have vacuumed once. It is disgusting. Really gross. But when I see someone who hasn't warshed their dishes in a while or hasn't vacuumed I am completely judgemental about it. That is just a sad sad fact about me.
4. I have become unbelieveable cheap in my old age yet continue to spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid stuff. Oh well.
5. I wrote really really awful Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction (with some slash elements) with my Australian friend, Deano who has since dropped off the face of the earth.
6. I have dated three people in my entire life even though I am elderly. I had one boyfriend in high school. One boyfriend in my undergrad hiatus year. I went on three dates in 1999. One in 2000. And two in 2005. I am currently single and actually prefer it that way.
Well, there you have it. I am sure there are more weirder things about me that escape me at the moment. Maybe I should ask other people to post things they think are weird about me? Or would that just open up a SCARY ole can or worms? Hrmmm....