Slight vexation.
A couple of things for our lovely mail service:
1) Would it have killed you to deliver the item I've been waiting for at the time you're usually here to deliver the mail every day, instead of an hour or two early? Also, did you even knock for someone to come to the door? There are three people on this side of the house who could have heard you do so, and I'd've gotten right up if I'd heard any such noise, but I didn't. How many times did you try before you gave up? Once?
2) It's pretty bad when even your automated mail system pronounces names incorrectly. I'll admit, "Sprayd-ling" is one I haven't heard before, BUT IT'S STILL WRONG. Could you maybe fix that? I know there are lots of other families down here that would probably appreciate it, too.
Hopefully, the signed notice now hanging on the front door will guarantee that the parcel you're playing keep-away with will actually STAY here tomorrow and not take another ride around the city with you, so I won't have to arrange a pickup TWO days from now instead of one. Seriously.
1) Would it have killed you to deliver the item I've been waiting for at the time you're usually here to deliver the mail every day, instead of an hour or two early? Also, did you even knock for someone to come to the door? There are three people on this side of the house who could have heard you do so, and I'd've gotten right up if I'd heard any such noise, but I didn't. How many times did you try before you gave up? Once?
2) It's pretty bad when even your automated mail system pronounces names incorrectly. I'll admit, "Sprayd-ling" is one I haven't heard before, BUT IT'S STILL WRONG. Could you maybe fix that? I know there are lots of other families down here that would probably appreciate it, too.
Hopefully, the signed notice now hanging on the front door will guarantee that the parcel you're playing keep-away with will actually STAY here tomorrow and not take another ride around the city with you, so I won't have to arrange a pickup TWO days from now instead of one. Seriously.