D&D report.
So, we gathered together to put steel to monster, magic to villain and beer to my bladder and a good time was had by all because we're the kind of group that will have fun reguardless how inane my DM-ing is. This is a good thing being that my DM-ing is pretty innane and technically lacking.
And they throw it right back at me.
Player rolling up new character (AKA Goodkharma74): I want my character to have two vaginas.
Me: Where would you want them? I'm assuming on your body.
Goodkharma74: I'm thinking one would be in the middle of my chest.
Fallingblossom: Cool!
Kagetsunami: You guys would like that!
Me: Don't you think that could give you heart problems?
Other player (Dave): Suddenly, I can hear My Big Ten Inch by Aerosmith. (Checks IPOD to see if he has stored there.)
Me: (To PRUNC) Where would you want the other one?
Fallingblossom or Kagetsunami (I'm not sure): How about the back of your head?
Goodkharma74: Perfect!
Me: You'd have them coming and going.
And they throw it right back at me.
Player rolling up new character (AKA Goodkharma74): I want my character to have two vaginas.
Me: Where would you want them? I'm assuming on your body.
Goodkharma74: I'm thinking one would be in the middle of my chest.
Fallingblossom: Cool!
Kagetsunami: You guys would like that!
Me: Don't you think that could give you heart problems?
Other player (Dave): Suddenly, I can hear My Big Ten Inch by Aerosmith. (Checks IPOD to see if he has stored there.)
Me: (To PRUNC) Where would you want the other one?
Fallingblossom or Kagetsunami (I'm not sure): How about the back of your head?
Goodkharma74: Perfect!
Me: You'd have them coming and going.