Dec 27, 2008 12:22
Eve "Bitch I'm Supaman, check this shit"
Eve jumps directly onto my kitchen table
Me "Oh yeah?"
I move her back to the floor, WHERE SHE BELONGS
Eve" Bitch, I'm Wolverine"
Eve jumps onto my back, sinks her claws in, and begins climbing
Me "FUUUUUUUUCK!"