GAR! (warning: RANT)

Jan 08, 2008 14:04

why are people STUPID?!? geez. it makes you wonder how these morons survive past the age of 5 without getting hit by a truck. ::shakes head::

I had an account come up today, lady's name was _________ Cummings.
her place of employment listed: Cumming Babysitting

I ask you, WOULD YOU SEND YOUR KID THERE?!? God knows I wouldn't.

maybe it's just me, but why in God's name would you not at least use your full name, or at least your real last name and add the "s" in??? isn't that just asking to be accused of something? if you're dumb as a rock and can't come up w/ anything better, for the LOVE of GOD at least use Childcare, Inc of something non-creative and mundane.

and people who name their kids... I understand wanting your kid to have an unusual or unique name, but come on. Shaquethia. Princess. Goddess. give me a break! or better yet, how about Precious Fairly (on a Dr's chart it shows up Fairly, Precious. trust me, I know.) Summer Skye. Stormy. Lone Bush. Egbert. then there's the morons who think things are "French" like the dumbass who found a shopping list and thought Lemonjello and Orangello were French names that sounded "pretty" or the same woman who named her 3rd son Shithead Jones. (pronounced shi-th-ade, because it's "French" don't you know?) the worst ones I've come across yet are Diamond Rattler, and my personal favorite, Pepsi Koler. I shit you not. these are real names I've run across over the last 7 years in 3 states. people ACTUALLY thought their kids would be happy with these particular names. can you imagine what these poor kids go through in kindergarten? some of them get stuck trying to spell the damned things, but others... can you imagine rollcall... "Yes, Shit-head Jones. Is there a Shit-head Jones in the class?" I almost feel sorrier for the teachers that have to pronounce this crap with a straight face. God help poor Pepsi if she decides she likes Coke better. ::shakes head sadly:: I just want to beat the parents and tell the kids Ya know, it's ok. your momma's just a dumbass, and clearly your daddy wasn't much better.

::sigh::
I'm done.
for now.
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