F!Hawke/LI craziness
anonymous
April 23 2011, 04:10:44 UTC
After All That Remains, I want to see F!Hawke lose her shit a la Drusilla from Buffy. LI (preferably Fenris, but if that's the differnece between the prompt getting filled, any LI will do) can't bring themselves to leave her, and cater to her madness.
Here's some quotes that show what I'm going for (from IMDb.com)
"Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
"Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see? Don't worry. Everything's switching. Outside to inside."
"The pixies in my head whispered it to me."
"The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday."
Strange Phobias
anonymous
April 23 2011, 04:13:22 UTC
Big bad Fenris is afraid of something completely ridiculous (as in bunnies or puppies) and someone gives him hell for it. Bonus points if it's Anders or Rivalmance!Hawke.
ProtectiveDaddy!Sebastian
anonymous
April 23 2011, 04:15:56 UTC
Anon is so bad at descriptions, hopefully this will make sense! F!Hawke, unknowingly pregnant with his child, ends up killing Anders after the fireworks at the Chantry (or sending him away if authoranon would prefer not to write his death). After the battle (whether she sides with the mages or templars is up to authoranon as well) she figures out that she’s eating for two, and despairs over having killed/sent Anders away. Queue Sebastian (who maybe had a secret crush on Hawke to begin with?) stepping in to help her out/raise the kid, because he’s just that nice
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Re: ProtectiveDaddy!Sebastian
anonymous
April 23 2011, 07:08:32 UTC
Anon has an idea, but is away from home for the holiday and doesn't find the prospect of filling this on her iPod appealing. So, give me a couple of days and I'll hit this up. If anyone else wants to fill in the meanwhile, though, feel free.
Circle!Anders/Apprentices
anonymous
April 23 2011, 04:42:00 UTC
Anon is probably a horrible person for wanting this but would pay good internet to see a post-Harrowing Anders running through those innocent little apprentices, male and female. Bonus points for wingmen (or women) that are just like him, circling the herd right along with him.
I blame listening to Joan Jett's "Do You Wanna Touch Me" on repeat for this.
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Here's some quotes that show what I'm going for (from IMDb.com)
"Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
"Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see? Don't worry. Everything's switching. Outside to inside."
"The pixies in my head whispered it to me."
"The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday."
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Seconded because this is hilarious...anything like bunny fear ala Anya from BtVS has me rolling.
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They're obviously evil ;)
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I blame listening to Joan Jett's "Do You Wanna Touch Me" on repeat for this.
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