Male logic

Apr 27, 2011 21:39

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that Male Logic is not the same as Tee Logic, and is therefore uncomprehensible to me.

Most of the time I can understand people but the latest behaviour of the housemates has left me slightly confused.

First of all, why on earth turn the boiler off? It's a combi-boiler, which means heating on demand & importantly HOT water on demand. Now, it has two settings: 1 which has both the heating and the hot water available and the other just the hot water. Therefore in the summer, when you have no need for the heating, but hot water (for such things as showers and washing up?), you put it on the latter, right? Or just switch the heating timer off. Not completely switch it off which means that those of us who are not aware that the boiler has been switched off get a FREEZING COLD shower. I'm no longer a student, I feel no need for a cold shower, unless it's bloody hot and I need to cool down. But FIRST thing in the morning, prior to the obligatory cup of tea: Definitely not.

Second item: Soap in the bathroom. Importantly to wash your hands with after going to the toilet. Now, surely men wash their hands afterwards, right? So, why on earth after cleaning the bathroom, did the handwash disappear from the bathroom never to be seen again, and I'm fairly certain the bottle wasn't empty. And equally I seem to be the only person to bother buying said stuff. Not that I mind as I would much prefer to be able to wash my hands afterwards as opposed to not being able to.

So, all you men out there, please help me understand some of this male logic which may save me having a rant at my elusive housemates when I do actually see them.

Thanks.
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