Just the boost I needed.

May 05, 2004 23:08

*wipes a tear from my eye* Man, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

Chris told me to check out Anna's LJ (which I no longer read, due to its hippie-dom, and attention whoring), because she went and fucked up, with hilarious results.

Boy was he right. Go Anna! Your incessant need to be the center of attention has blown up in your face again. I suppose I can't call you a man-eater anymore, since your last victim wasn't male, but the idea is still there. You use people, you manipulate them, or at least you try. I've seen it since you left Dave for Chris. I tolerated you then, but now,... now I can laugh at your glaring failures. Congratulations on being a fuckup! Payback is a bitch, and I'm sure you'll get yours.

Your tree hugging hippie friends may be consoling you now, but you know deep down (if the consensus as to what you did is true), you fucked up, and you fucked up ROYALLY.

As much as you try and convince yourself its not your fault, it wont work. You know you're wrong, and you lose.

I love rubbing it in your face, you person-eating, attention grubbing, tree hugging hippie whore.

*raises both middle fingers in the air and walks out*

**UPDATE**
Oh yes. Since my rant, as seen above, I have become privy to the whole history of the whore.

Just1oftheFallen: yeah... within like a week and a half, she was trying to fuck him. litterally, not the stab in back fucking over.
Just1oftheFallen: yeah, he couldnt get it up, so it failed. but its the thought that counts right?

That is amazing. You even fail at being a whore! Incredible. I guess that's why you're a dyke now...

Oh, but then I've been filled in on the real reason for that, also. ^^

Just1oftheFallen: yeah, so i was with her for god knows how long, and she was good girl, and within a couple months, she fucks one and trys to fuck another.
Just1oftheFallen: paul made her go dyke cause he was an asshole when *drum roll* the condom broke
Just1oftheFallen: hence the 4 am cry session.
Just1oftheFallen: and then the famous line that night "i think its time for someone who cant get me pregnant"

Yep, it's his fault the condom broke. Its the price you pay for being a whore, bitch. Deal with it.

They say that the truth will set you free, and that the only true freedom is in death.

May these truths set you free, Anna. *evil smirk*
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