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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zephyr!

1. Banging your head against Zephyr uses 150 calories an hour.
2. Zephyr is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Zephyr would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
4. You share your birthday with Zephyr!
5. Research indicates that Zephyr will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Zephyr.
7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Zephyr.
8. Zephyr can live for up to a week without a head.
9. About 100 people choke to death on Zephyr each year!
10. It took Zephyr 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!