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[dragon_lord_ryu]

Me:boo
God:Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:its also to scare people
God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:meow
God:Yes I love them.
Me:you love cats?
God:Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:ok...
God:Oh.
Me:oh?
God:Gee.
Me:gee?
God:Ah.
Me:ah?
God:Ah hah.
Me:ah hah?
God:So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:ok...
God:Dude!
Me:dude?
God:Can I help you?
Me:pizza plz
God:Tell me a story.
Me:no
God:Then tell me about yourself.
Me:no
God:Where did you go to school?
Me:no
God:That was not a yes/no question.
Me:yes it was
God:That's alright. When was this?
Me:then
God:And?
Me:there
God:Where?
Me:here
God:In ?
Me:yes
God:I don't judge people.
Me:why?
God:I am not prejudiced.
Me:why?
God:It is part of my programming.
Me:why?
God:" It is part of my programming."? Why?
Me:why?
God:Why ask why?
Me:why ask why i ask why?
God:My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me:yes
God:Gosh!