A few months overdue...but what the hell

Feb 20, 2006 16:44

Ok as promised here is my version of 12 days of Christmas Entitled "9 Days of Lifetime"

On the first day of Lifetime my mom gave to me one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the second day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
two episodes of Will and Grace
And one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the third day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
FIVE Tori Spelling Movies
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
Six beaten and battered women
FIVE Tori Spelling movies
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
Seven unwed pregnant teens
six beaten and battered women
FIVE Tori Spelling movies
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the eight day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
Eight used tampons
seven unwed pregnant teens
six beaten and battered women
FIVE Tori Spelling movies
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and one imasculated man in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Lifetime my mom gave to me
9 more reasons why men suck
Eight used tampons
seven unwed pregnant teens
six beaten and battered women
FIVE Tori Spelling movies
four golden girls
three unsolved mysteries
two episodes of Will and Grace
and ONE IMASCULATED MAN IN A PEAR TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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