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[dragon_father]

Hm. I appear to have been rumbled. Ah well. I'm getting bigger. I wonder if I can do the dragon-reek trick yet...

*concentrates*

*a cloud of brownish, vapour smelling of death and putrefaction begins to rize from his scales*

*sniffs* Oh yeah, that smells so much better than chocolate...

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[haughty_elf]

*comes in*

*sniff* ew, eru what's that smell?

Oh, it's you. Time for a bath. *smirks* Who knows what kind of germs you're carrying so it'll be a bath with much disinfectant added to it. :D

*carries you to the bathroom and dumps you in the bathtub full of cold water*

[dragon_father]

a;slkdf;akfja slkfjas PONCE!!!

*jumps up out of the bath and into your lap*

*stares into your eyes*

A mohawk would be a good look for you.
A mohawk would be a good look for you.
A mohawk would be a good look for you.
A mohawk would be a good look for you...

[haughty_elf]

Did you speak?! :S

*haughty glare* You WILL have a bath. >:|

*picks you up and dumps you back in the tub*

Amohawk really is not my thing, try that on Legolas, he would look great with a mohawk.

Must get you wet everywhere....*dumps you head underwater*

[dragon_father]

*sinks his teeth into your arm*

[haughty_elf]

owwww...

>:|

*pries your teeth loose from his arm*

*holds you under water extra long*

*adds some extra disinfectant with a good sting to it, to the water*

[dragon_father]

*whips you with his tail*

*bubbles up* You're so going to be the main course once I get big enough! >:|

*deep breath then a forceful exhale* SHOOOOOOOOOOO!!

...

SSSHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!! Dammit. No fire.

[haughty_elf]

If you live that long. I don't think you'll stay in this house for much longer you worm.

*holds you in a headlock* Now, behave or I shall snap your little neck...

[dragon_father]

*Puts his snout to your crotch*

Let me go or I'll bite your nuts off.

[haughty_elf]

*does a neat trick,and with lightning speed and with help of some half-maia-magic(tm) puts a muzzle over your snout and some bindings on the rest of your body so you're completely helpless*

I. Don't. Think. So.

[dragon_father]

*wriggles*

I'msssfffoffoooknnnpisssssdffffrrrngggtnow...

[haughty_elf]

Behave and I might consider giving you some movement back. >:|

You will have this bath to rid you of this smell one way or the other.

Behave and refrain from smelling like that again anytime soon and I shall cut some of your bindings in return.

[mornaquilde]

*comes charging in, enticed by the noise*

:O

>:/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAP'N SLITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*charges, screeches, and leaps up, whomping Haldir on the head with his toy sword*

*snatches up the dragon and flees to the living room*

NAAAANAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haughty_elf]

*sighs* How to ruin things 101...

That thing stank you know, it needed a bath...

Gah. >:|

[mornaquilde]

NAAAAANAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[caranthire]

*comes running in, poised to pull out her dagger*

What?! WHAT?!

[mornaquilde]

HALDIR NASTY!!!

HALDIR HURT CAP'N SLITHER!!!

LOOK!!!!

*holds out the trussed up dragon at you*