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[dragon_father]

*Descends upon a sheep farm and massacres the flock*

*Sits down and leisurely chows down on the unfortunate livestock*

*looks up when the farmer comes running out to see what the commotion is*

Shut up. *flames him* It's cold, I need the extra energy.

*CHOMP*

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[meldamelisse]

*manifests beside you with Daemion*

Oooh. Mutton!

[daemion_huine]

*picks up a scorched joint and starts chewing on it*

[meldamelisse]

*rips off a scorched arm from the shepard and bites into it*

Oooh... still raw in the middle...

[dragon_father]

You can have the liver, I'm not to keen on it.

[meldamelisse]

>:D

*rips into the body and wrenches out the hapless organ, biting into it*

Mmmm....

Ooh! We've got something for you!

[dragon_father]

*pulls his head out of a sheep carcass, gore dripping from his nose*

For me? *blinks* What have you been up to?

[meldamelisse]

*presents you with the gold statue of the pissing cherub*

Told you I'd heist a museum for you. >:)

[dragon_father]

*gapes*

Oh my Morgoth, that is HIDEOUS.

*taps it with his claws*

I love it! >:D

[meldamelisse]

It's fucking ugly, that's for sure.

But it's solid gold, so I figured you could always melt it down if you really wanted to.

And Dai's got some other bits and bobs for you too.

[daemion_huine]

*nods, busy chewing*

Jewels and shit.

[dragon_father]

Awwww! I'm so touched!

*gathers up the treasure and gazes at it*

Shinyyyyy...

Here kids, have some extra sheep kibbles. :))

[daemion_huine]

*grabs a handful of entrails and holds it out*

Wanna flambé that for me?

[dragon_father]

Certainly m'lad. Rare, medium or well-done?

[daemion_huine]

Lightly charred. Nothing beats flame-broiled.

[meldamelisse]

And dragon flame has it's own distinct flavour. Nothing else like it.

[meldamelisse]

*scratches you under the chin*

Only the best for you, dear reptile.