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Oh for fuck's sake. You people. People get squashed by trees all the time, it happens. And anyway, killing me won't bring her back, it's a pointless excercise.
Silly, emotional mammals.
Okay Glaurung. Notes to self.
1.If anyone gives you trouble, flame the bastards, or drop rocks on their heads.
2.Don't cross any large chasms so that irritating, angsty mortals can stick pointy things into your soft underbelly. Mmmm...soft underbelly...
3.Smell as bad as you possibly can.
Silly, emotional mammals.
Okay Glaurung. Notes to self.
1.If anyone gives you trouble, flame the bastards, or drop rocks on their heads.
2.Don't cross any large chasms so that irritating, angsty mortals can stick pointy things into your soft underbelly. Mmmm...soft underbelly...
3.Smell as bad as you possibly can.