Transformers movieverse ficlet: "Pretty, Pretty Princess"
In talking with a good friend of mine, she flung out this particular idea and I stared at her for a good moment before saying, "I need to write this. Yesterday."
Fandom: Transformers (G1?)
Characters: Soundwave
Title: Pretty, Pretty Princess
Author: me!
Rating: PG
Summary: Because why else can Soundwave talk to animals...?
Warnings: Crack?
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be having the money troubles i do if I owned this franchise.
It was a beautiful spring day. The flowers were in bloom, the air was fresh, the grass was green, and the animals were happily frolicking in the fields. Everything was right with the universe.
Amongst the animals sat a lone figure. Birds sat happily upon the figure's shoulders, happily twittering away. A finger was stretched out, and one bird gently alighted on it, preening absently.
Music began to play softly, and the animals became mesmerized, swaying gently in time, the birds trilling along. Eventually, the music stopped, and the animals stayed rigidly still, waiting with taut expectation.
“Go,” was the word spoken from the figure in a flat, buzzing monotone, and away went Soundwave's new cassetticons to wreck havoc and destruction upon humanity.
Indeed, everything was right with the universe.
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...and the next week, the LHC had bird and bagel problems... XD
Fandom: Transformers (G1?)
Characters: Soundwave
Title: Pretty, Pretty Princess
Author: me!
Rating: PG
Summary: Because why else can Soundwave talk to animals...?
Warnings: Crack?
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be having the money troubles i do if I owned this franchise.
It was a beautiful spring day. The flowers were in bloom, the air was fresh, the grass was green, and the animals were happily frolicking in the fields. Everything was right with the universe.
Amongst the animals sat a lone figure. Birds sat happily upon the figure's shoulders, happily twittering away. A finger was stretched out, and one bird gently alighted on it, preening absently.
Music began to play softly, and the animals became mesmerized, swaying gently in time, the birds trilling along. Eventually, the music stopped, and the animals stayed rigidly still, waiting with taut expectation.
“Go,” was the word spoken from the figure in a flat, buzzing monotone, and away went Soundwave's new cassetticons to wreck havoc and destruction upon humanity.
Indeed, everything was right with the universe.
--
...and the next week, the LHC had bird and bagel problems... XD