Reviewing almost 20-year-old rp's, WH 3 1/2 part 1
So Technically there are the pirate chats in between WH 3 and 3 1/2, but I don't really want to do those atm, maybe when I'm done with all the interesting ones I'll go back. The important things to remember from those are Zin goes by Charly, Ben goes by Emi, and Charly met, married, and had kids with Will, while Emi met and Married Jack. OH and Will and Charly only got married because her dad made them.
WH 3 1/2
Before it starts there's a lengthy discussion about who will watch Charlys kids, Ren says they could just have a nursery in the house but Emi says Charlys the only one with kids, so Ren reminds her about her own, to which she says that they don't need a babysitter. BUT if Emi, Lij, and Shay are in the house all at the same time, who's watching the kids??
Charly also shoots down this idea because she doesn't want Jen "taking care" of her kids anyway.
Then it's mentioned that Sean could watch them, to which Charly says it's too safe and the hobbit will make them fat. Eventually, it's decided that they'll just send the kids to Charlys dad.
Once they actually start Ren goes the most game show host so far, calling people in one by one with a sorta intro.
The lineup at the start, Charly, Will, Emi, Jack, Dom, Billy, Orli, Viggo, Lij, and Drake.
While waiting for Will to be called in, Charly gets super fidgety and Em calls her a Will addict.
Once everyone is in Charly is all over Will and Billy wonders why if she's supposedly in love with Lij, to which Dom says that Will must be dangerous and that is why Charly has to be so attached to him.
When Jen comes in to assign rooms, Charly says that she and Will have to be roomed together because they're married, to which she says "We'll see about that". I bet Shay would have been happy if she actually did somehow |D;
Jen claims she was going to be unpredictable with how she roomed people but says it's too hard, tho she does throw in a couple curveballs, like Lij and Emi being together and Jack and Drake being together.
Because Lij is with Emi he wonders if he can hook back up with her. This is funny cause he thought about trying to do Shay's thing before Shay!
Drake thinks Jack is crazy since he's all piratey.
There is once again confusion over the "TV" as the wall watchers always just say they're going to watch tv and the hosts are like "No tv!" only to realize they didn't mean real tv. This happens at least almost every WH.
Charly is all over Will, sucking face, which Will is not happy about because there's people around, so Charly threatens to show off his brand, which is on his butt. This is a very common thing with them early on especially... And I find it weird now.
Drake decides he wants his guitar, So Peregrin agrees as long as he plays them a song.
The iconic scene of Lij having a flashback of no one liking his cooking and running to his room happens, and no one notices, much to his dismay.
Billy and Dome decide Will is Orli's evil twin since they look alike and Will has long hair and a goatee.
Kris starts taking suggestions for food, and while Em is distracted Drake asks for sunny-d.
Will almosts pees himself because Charly won't get off him and then Jen takes a while to make, and tell him where the bathrooms are.
This time there's only two bathrooms one for girls and one for boys and since there's only two girls, that means 8 people have to share a bathroom. Which really doesn't come into play much if at all actually.
Lij finally comes out of his room saying he has no friends and Orli tells him he's his friend But Lij doesn't believe him because he didn't come to see what was wrong nor did he think him running to his room was a flashback.
Peregrin says that to make sure no one breaks any rules Eldar will keep an eye on them. Will is confused, thinking Eldar is Eldario from the Pirate chats.
Em goes to get a drink and finds the Sunny-d and has a fit calling it an abomination, Kris comes in and adds oj but makes them keep the sunny d as well.
Dom thinks things will get interesting now that Eldar is here as he thinks Eldar is Emilios one true love, and hopes that wonders if they'll ever get together.
Charly has a tail. Everyone freaks out about it except Em whos used to things like that and Will who isn't around atm.
Drake is really freaked out by Charlys sudden tail, and Charly reveals shes half-dragon. This actually stays true for the rest of the rps.
Lij mentions that Shay would be glad he's not here, and Charly reminisces about back in the day when she used to chase Shay around saying how fun it was. Lij says he doesn't think Shay would think so and Charly claims he did he just wouldn't admit it.
Will comes back in the room and Charly hides her tail, Will asks if something is going on but no one will tell him what it is and it gets very awkward and quiet, to which Lij points out in a sarcastic way that it's a nice awkward silence.
Charly purposely freaks Drak out with her tail, and when Will comes back he asks him to pinch him, because he thinks hes dreaming.
The whole Charly hiding her tail from Will and everyone awkwardly not telling him goes on for awhile.
Billy and Dom talk about Drake, saying that he has problems with Jack and Charly and wonders if he has a crush. They decide it must be on Charly as he acts weirder around her and that he has no chance because of Lij.
The next day Will finds out about Charlys tail and freaks out, but ultimately ends up not really caring saying that its not any weirder than being in her body, something that happened in the pirate chats.
Drakes wants to play video games but of course, can't, and Charly throws stuff at Lij which makes them squabble.
Everyone is just sorta bored, so Ren decides that they'll go on a field trip to the zoo, and tells them to go get ready.
Orli runs into the bathroom to hog it, which makes Viggo mad and he tells him he's not the only one who needs to use it. After ten minutes Orli still isn't done so Viggo pushes him out while he's still brushing his teeth.
Jack refuses to wear modern clothes, but Peregrin forces him to so he doesn't stand out.
Drake goes in the bathroom only to almost get left behind, but Eldar forgets something so they end up realizing he wasn't in the van.
So there was apparently a chunk missing from the next chat, but it doesn't appear to matter as it all makes sense, so -shrugs-
Apparently, this zoo is decently far away as Lij has fallen asleep in the van and sleep talks about not stealing his underwear, to which Charly calls him a freak and Em says to be nice.
Will did not listen to Ren when she said to go the bathroom before leaving and thus he has to pee, so they stop at a rest stop.
Charly tries to follow Will into the guy's room but Will doesn't let her so she goes off and makes out with a random guy who Em claims is Kyle from totally Kyle??
Will catches her but She just says Will wasn't around and this guy was a good kisser. Charlys complete lack of caring is a bit surprising, and Will is also way more accepting of this than he would end up being with Shay, and just sorta shrugs it off. But this WH is in kind of a weird in-between of non-cannon? stuff and cannon soo.
It cuts to them at the zoo and everyone goes their separate ways looking at animals.
Lij gets a cotton candy and apparently eats it in a way that gets it all over his face. What was he doing? making out with his cotton candy? how do you eat cotton candy in a way that gets it all over your face?
Dom and Billy people watch instead of looking at animals.
Em falls into the bear exhibit so Jack jumps in after her, Charly and Will come over and Charly gets drake to go for help. Drake goes to Ren and tries to get her to help but Ren is busy flirting with Eldar to care at all and Eldar tells him to get lost.
Luckily Peregrin hears him and pops Em and Jack out.
WH 3 1/2
Before it starts there's a lengthy discussion about who will watch Charlys kids, Ren says they could just have a nursery in the house but Emi says Charlys the only one with kids, so Ren reminds her about her own, to which she says that they don't need a babysitter. BUT if Emi, Lij, and Shay are in the house all at the same time, who's watching the kids??
Charly also shoots down this idea because she doesn't want Jen "taking care" of her kids anyway.
Then it's mentioned that Sean could watch them, to which Charly says it's too safe and the hobbit will make them fat. Eventually, it's decided that they'll just send the kids to Charlys dad.
Once they actually start Ren goes the most game show host so far, calling people in one by one with a sorta intro.
The lineup at the start, Charly, Will, Emi, Jack, Dom, Billy, Orli, Viggo, Lij, and Drake.
While waiting for Will to be called in, Charly gets super fidgety and Em calls her a Will addict.
Once everyone is in Charly is all over Will and Billy wonders why if she's supposedly in love with Lij, to which Dom says that Will must be dangerous and that is why Charly has to be so attached to him.
When Jen comes in to assign rooms, Charly says that she and Will have to be roomed together because they're married, to which she says "We'll see about that". I bet Shay would have been happy if she actually did somehow |D;
Jen claims she was going to be unpredictable with how she roomed people but says it's too hard, tho she does throw in a couple curveballs, like Lij and Emi being together and Jack and Drake being together.
Because Lij is with Emi he wonders if he can hook back up with her. This is funny cause he thought about trying to do Shay's thing before Shay!
Drake thinks Jack is crazy since he's all piratey.
There is once again confusion over the "TV" as the wall watchers always just say they're going to watch tv and the hosts are like "No tv!" only to realize they didn't mean real tv. This happens at least almost every WH.
Charly is all over Will, sucking face, which Will is not happy about because there's people around, so Charly threatens to show off his brand, which is on his butt. This is a very common thing with them early on especially... And I find it weird now.
Drake decides he wants his guitar, So Peregrin agrees as long as he plays them a song.
The iconic scene of Lij having a flashback of no one liking his cooking and running to his room happens, and no one notices, much to his dismay.
Billy and Dome decide Will is Orli's evil twin since they look alike and Will has long hair and a goatee.
Kris starts taking suggestions for food, and while Em is distracted Drake asks for sunny-d.
Will almosts pees himself because Charly won't get off him and then Jen takes a while to make, and tell him where the bathrooms are.
This time there's only two bathrooms one for girls and one for boys and since there's only two girls, that means 8 people have to share a bathroom. Which really doesn't come into play much if at all actually.
Lij finally comes out of his room saying he has no friends and Orli tells him he's his friend But Lij doesn't believe him because he didn't come to see what was wrong nor did he think him running to his room was a flashback.
Peregrin says that to make sure no one breaks any rules Eldar will keep an eye on them. Will is confused, thinking Eldar is Eldario from the Pirate chats.
Em goes to get a drink and finds the Sunny-d and has a fit calling it an abomination, Kris comes in and adds oj but makes them keep the sunny d as well.
Dom thinks things will get interesting now that Eldar is here as he thinks Eldar is Emilios one true love, and hopes that wonders if they'll ever get together.
Charly has a tail. Everyone freaks out about it except Em whos used to things like that and Will who isn't around atm.
Drake is really freaked out by Charlys sudden tail, and Charly reveals shes half-dragon. This actually stays true for the rest of the rps.
Lij mentions that Shay would be glad he's not here, and Charly reminisces about back in the day when she used to chase Shay around saying how fun it was. Lij says he doesn't think Shay would think so and Charly claims he did he just wouldn't admit it.
Will comes back in the room and Charly hides her tail, Will asks if something is going on but no one will tell him what it is and it gets very awkward and quiet, to which Lij points out in a sarcastic way that it's a nice awkward silence.
Charly purposely freaks Drak out with her tail, and when Will comes back he asks him to pinch him, because he thinks hes dreaming.
The whole Charly hiding her tail from Will and everyone awkwardly not telling him goes on for awhile.
Billy and Dom talk about Drake, saying that he has problems with Jack and Charly and wonders if he has a crush. They decide it must be on Charly as he acts weirder around her and that he has no chance because of Lij.
The next day Will finds out about Charlys tail and freaks out, but ultimately ends up not really caring saying that its not any weirder than being in her body, something that happened in the pirate chats.
Drakes wants to play video games but of course, can't, and Charly throws stuff at Lij which makes them squabble.
Everyone is just sorta bored, so Ren decides that they'll go on a field trip to the zoo, and tells them to go get ready.
Orli runs into the bathroom to hog it, which makes Viggo mad and he tells him he's not the only one who needs to use it. After ten minutes Orli still isn't done so Viggo pushes him out while he's still brushing his teeth.
Jack refuses to wear modern clothes, but Peregrin forces him to so he doesn't stand out.
Drake goes in the bathroom only to almost get left behind, but Eldar forgets something so they end up realizing he wasn't in the van.
So there was apparently a chunk missing from the next chat, but it doesn't appear to matter as it all makes sense, so -shrugs-
Apparently, this zoo is decently far away as Lij has fallen asleep in the van and sleep talks about not stealing his underwear, to which Charly calls him a freak and Em says to be nice.
Will did not listen to Ren when she said to go the bathroom before leaving and thus he has to pee, so they stop at a rest stop.
Charly tries to follow Will into the guy's room but Will doesn't let her so she goes off and makes out with a random guy who Em claims is Kyle from totally Kyle??
Will catches her but She just says Will wasn't around and this guy was a good kisser. Charlys complete lack of caring is a bit surprising, and Will is also way more accepting of this than he would end up being with Shay, and just sorta shrugs it off. But this WH is in kind of a weird in-between of non-cannon? stuff and cannon soo.
It cuts to them at the zoo and everyone goes their separate ways looking at animals.
Lij gets a cotton candy and apparently eats it in a way that gets it all over his face. What was he doing? making out with his cotton candy? how do you eat cotton candy in a way that gets it all over your face?
Dom and Billy people watch instead of looking at animals.
Em falls into the bear exhibit so Jack jumps in after her, Charly and Will come over and Charly gets drake to go for help. Drake goes to Ren and tries to get her to help but Ren is busy flirting with Eldar to care at all and Eldar tells him to get lost.
Luckily Peregrin hears him and pops Em and Jack out.