Jiraiya is my Daddy….Apparently.
I had ALOT OF Last of Us dreams. which isn’t surprising I guess since I was playing it last night SO.
The main one I remember, I was in a hotel? and I was trying to sneak past a bunch of Zombies but I’d get to this one hallway and there was a non infected dude there and he kept attacking me with a knife and killing me. And ever time I respond there were different Zombies around. So then I ran downstairs instead, and came across this weird…man baby Zombie? It mighta been a clown…i’m not sure. Either way there was lots of blocks and toys around so I was throwing those to try to distract it. It didn’t really work…and at some point it attacked me, and I think I killed it…But it turned me super old for some reason.
Then there was some cut scene I don’t remember, that apparently turned me back to normal. So with the clown dude dead I could look around, and I found a mirror that had a mask guy in it, who was apparently controlling the Zombies. I remember trying to look in the masks eye hole trying to see if he had a Sharingan, and was convinced it was Tobi/Obito.
Then I had a dream that mighta continued from the last one. But it was normal. I was with the family on vacation, and for some reason we were in a field, and Kyle was running about not on a leash.
I noticed a eagle in the sky, but then realized it was a kite. Then there was some conversation between the family, I looked up at some point and suddenly there was so many kites that the strings looked like rain. ‘Dad’ was even like “Oh wow its raining real hard over there” and I pointed out that they were kites.
At that point I noticed Kyle was no were to be seen, so I went off looking for him. I walked a ways and then saw him near Jiraiya and was all, Oh he’s just with Jiraiya. Then I talked with him for a bit about the kites, and we examined some of the kites that were on the ground. They didn’t look like kites though, they looked like stuffed animals and fur suits. At some point Jiraiya left and I ended up talking to some of the kite flyers.
When Jiraiya came back he mouths something about a lady with big breasts, and I asked Who, and he told me about how he ran into her where ever he was and she warned him she had a tazor.
At that point the field had turned into a Hotel, and the “parents”(i’m ot sure they were dad & geri…I’m not sure exactly who they were suppose to be) were going to go on a date so I was talking to Jiraiya about what we could do(my sister was with us too). Somehow we ended up in a snack bar thing in the hotel, and apparently Ben knew the girls working there. Ben got a cream puff that looked like…a hamburger? Idr. And one of the girls that worked there came over to me and smeared cream on my face, even though Ben told her not to.
She then Started to tell me about how she was mentally handicapped, and started flirting with me…After awhile Jiraiya came by with a boat(cause suddenly there was a dock in the snack bar), and even though I felt rude I was like “My dad is here gtg bye!” and left on the boat with Jiraiya.
THE END
So I had weird dreams that were a mix of The Last of us and Naruto.
OH I ALSO HAD A DREAM WE HAD A PET PORCUPINE. idk.